50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)
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50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)

It's our 50th episode, Theophiloi, and that means it's time to get Apocalyptic! Join us as we embark on an extra-sized episode covering the fever dreams of Johnny Patmo. Witness the opening of the Seven Seals, hear the sounding of seven trumpets, and debate over we are currently pre-apocalyptic, apocalyptic, post-apocalyptic, or post-post-apocalyptic. It's not as depressing as it sounds! Listen and be astonished!

Topics of discussion: Shofar show good, Rosh Hashanah, Michaelmas, lookin' at a duck, what the Devil did to blackberries, Shamrock Shakes in the New Jerusalem, The Chad Jesus, Ninjesus, Genjesus, Kickinradism, Jezebel, the prophecy of the Good Green Elf, Stone Lukewarm Laodicea Austin, God's Pride Flag, a very loose definition of "lion," IV Horsemen, that guy who snuck onto Sentinel Island, Abaddon: a bad'un, Gematria, 666 vs. 616, blasphemous nouns, Nero Redivivus and the Reign of the Nerii, David Lo Pan, Johnny Revelator Cash.

Hymnal: "Number of the Beast" by Iron Maiden, "The Man Comes Around" by Johnny Cash

Offertory: Each person should do as they have decided in their heart, so if you enjoy the show, head to ko-fi.com/apocrypals, for the Apocrypals love a cheerful giver.

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13: Bonus Goat (The Deuterocanonical Book of Tobit)

13: Bonus Goat (The Deuterocanonical Book of Tobit)

We are back, Theophiloi! After a bona fide Act of God, we've returned to read the capital-A Apocryphal Book of Tobit, and it is a wild one. Join us for the most canonical of the non-canonical books, i...

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12: Whomst Was At the Tombst? (The Gospel of John, Part Two)

12: Whomst Was At the Tombst? (The Gospel of John, Part Two)

Okay, Theophiloi, let's get this clear right now: Roy Thomas was the second editor-in-chief of Marvel after Stan Lee, and is often considered to have been the first comics creator to make the leap fro...

15 Heinä 20181h 23min

11: 90s Vertigo Jesus (The Gospel of John, Part One)

11: 90s Vertigo Jesus (The Gospel of John, Part One)

Oh h*ck yeah! Your hosts done done it again, y'all: we goofed around and talked a whole lot about the Gospel of John. You'd think after going through this stuff four times, we'd be a little more effic...

9 Heinä 20181h 25min

10: The Dude Hates Wizards (The Gospel of Luke)

10: The Dude Hates Wizards (The Gospel of Luke)

Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi (and possibly Apocryphinos)! We hope you're ready for some Johnny Bapto content, because that's what we have a lot of this time around, as we go into the Gospel...

2 Heinä 20181h 32min

9: Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two)

9: Simon Peter's Sweet Sixteen (The Gospel of Matthew, Part Two)

A question for you, Theophiloi: How many times would you like to listen to us go through the Gospel of Matthew? As many as... seven times? Well, you'll have to settle for two, as this week finds us fi...

24 Kesä 20181h 9min

8: What's Up, Doctor Goodacre (The Gospel of Matthew, Part One)

8: What's Up, Doctor Goodacre (The Gospel of Matthew, Part One)

Congratulations be upon you, Theophiloi! So remember how last week, we had our longest episode ever? Well, your boys done did it again. We went so deep into the Gospel of Matthew that we wound up reco...

10 Kesä 20181h 9min

7: Neon Genesis Good News (The Gospel of Mark and Secret Mark)

7: Neon Genesis Good News (The Gospel of Mark and Secret Mark)

"When the scribes of the Pharisees saw that He was eating with sinners and tax collectors, they asked His disciples, 'why does He eat with tax collectors and sinners?' When Jesus heard this, He told t...

3 Kesä 20181h 50min

6: Fresh Prince of Beliar (The Ascension of Isaiah)

6: Fresh Prince of Beliar (The Ascension of Isaiah)

"And Isaiah answered and said 'So far as I have utterance, damned and accused be thou and all thy powers and all thy house, for thou canst not take from me aught save the skin of my body.' And they si...

27 Touko 20181h 11min

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