103: Sucky James (The History of Joseph the Carpenter)
Apocrypals3 Heinä 2022

103: Sucky James (The History of Joseph the Carpenter)

I suspect, dear Theophiloi, that there is no stepfather in all history more overshadowed than poor Joseph, the humble carpenter whose competition for his Son's affection was in fact the Almighty God. It's a pretty rough role to fill — especially when the kid you're raising keeps using holy ghost powers to murder and/or resurrect your neighbors' kids — but the tradeoff is a long life in which one is never sick or has a toothache. Turns out that baby aspirin ain't no joke. Listen in as we discuss the history of Jesus's put-upon

Topics of Discussion: Persona 5 (again), Ma and Pa Kent, the many terrible ways in which Jesus refers to his Earth parents, the Bowtie Fallacy, A. Wife, Herod's Evil, Enoch & Elijah & Tabitha & an Australian Woman.

Hymnal: "Common People" by Pulp, "Gimme Gimme Gimme" by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

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37: Bigger Esther (The Book of Esther and Greek Esther)

37: Bigger Esther (The Book of Esther and Greek Esther)

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36: GRAZACHAM! (The Life of St. Patrick)

36: GRAZACHAM! (The Life of St. Patrick)

Top o' the mornin' to ye, Theophiloi! In honor of his verdant feast day, we're taking a look at the life of Saint Patrick! Witness as he comes out of his cage and does just fine bringing Christianity ...

12 Maalis 20191h 34min

35: Down in the Donkey Hole (The Book of Exodus, Part Two)

35: Down in the Donkey Hole (The Book of Exodus, Part Two)

Take heed, Theophiloi, because we have some intense and highly specific requirements for your upcoming tabernacle construction this week. That's right: we've wandered out of the narrative section of E...

3 Maalis 20191h 47min

34: Thorn Bushes and Pushups (The Song of Songs)

34: Thorn Bushes and Pushups (The Song of Songs)

Happy Valentine's Day, Theophiloi, and might I just say, you're looking good today. Hair like goats, teeth like sheep, just dripping with myrrh... yes, all your parts are in very sexy condition. What'...

24 Helmi 20191h 17min

33: Thicc Darkness (The Book of Exodus, Part One)

33: Thicc Darkness (The Book of Exodus, Part One)

Get your shoes on and don't you dare leaven that bread, Theophiloi, because it's time to dive into the Book of Exodus! In this episode, we cover the first 18 chapters, including Moses's surprisingly v...

10 Helmi 20191h 33min

32: Return of the Twelve-Foot Volcel Lion (Questions & Answers)

32: Return of the Twelve-Foot Volcel Lion (Questions & Answers)

Just so you know, Theophiloi, both of us have definitely read the Book of Exodus, as planned. Definitely. Especially me. Remember Pharaoh? And how about that Moses, huh? Anyway, this week, we're takin...

3 Helmi 20191h 38min

31: Yartzed Upon a Distant Shore (The Book of Jonah)

31: Yartzed Upon a Distant Shore (The Book of Jonah)

Greetings, Theophiloi, from your ever-punctual Sons of Thunder! We're back this week to answer the question of whether we can talk for an hour about exactly four pages (and 47 verses) of Bible. It's t...

24 Tammi 20191h 12min

30: Apples and Oranges (The Legend of the Three Kings)

30: Apples and Oranges (The Legend of the Three Kings)

We're back for 2019, and on the off chance that we didn't have enough of them already, get ready for a couple new Johns. Specifically, we're celebrating Epiphany with Of Hildesheim's 14th-century book...

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