106: A Serious Goku Move (The Second Book of Kings)
Apocrypals30 Loka 2022

106: A Serious Goku Move (The Second Book of Kings)

Welcome to Season 2 of Apocrypals, dear Theophiloi! You know, like how every podcast does 103 regular episodes and then takes an extremely planned break of several months before returning, refreshed and renewed? It happens all the time, and it's honestly weird that you haven't heard of it. Anyway, what better way to celebrate our return than with 2 Kings, a book that is more wildly violent than every Mortal Kombat put together. Join us for a story that has multiple people exploding, our second instance of a dude being whisked up to Heaven to hang out with God, and of course, the infamous Biblical murder bears. You're 39 in the hole, Elisha.

Topics of Discussion: A series of unfortunate events (no, really), Chris's brand-new Bible tattoo (no, REALLY), a bad look, bird poop economics, a death scene that leaves a truly perplexing quantity of body parts behind, a bold statement that might anger the "woke mob," Zedekiah's Bad Day, the Tingler.

Hymnal: "Two Kings" by Tenacious D, "Mamma Mia" by by Stephen Mann of English Martyrs Church (https://www.youtube.com/user/Principal45)

Offertory: As Enoch writes, "Whoever of you spends gold or silver for his brother's sake, he will receive ample treasure in the world to come." Support the show via http://ko-fi.com/apocrypals, or check out Official Apocrypals merchandise designed by Erica Henderson! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/apocrypals?ref_id=18246

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53: Maccabees 3: Elephant Drift (The Third Book of Maccabees)

53: Maccabees 3: Elephant Drift (The Third Book of Maccabees)

Happy Hanukkah, Theophiloi, and welcome back to the action-packed saga of the Dynasty of God's Resisters! Ptolemy (not that one, the one who loves daddy) is causing some trouble in Alexandria, and by ...

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51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)

51: Apocrypals Chris And Benito (The Book of Ecclesiastes)

CONTENT WARNING: This week's book deals with some pretty depressing ideas, which leads us to discuss depression and, briefly, suicide. Absolute futility, Theophiloi. That's what we're dealing with thi...

24 Marras 20191h 33min

51: Jesus, Buffy (Halloween Chick Tracts)

51: Jesus, Buffy (Halloween Chick Tracts)

It's the spookiest day of the year, TheAWFULoi, and your humble Sons of ThUNDEAD are back at it with a deep dive into our least canonical selection: the evangelizing comic book tracts of Jack T. Chick...

29 Loka 20191h 33min

50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)

50: The TERF of Babylon (The Revelation of John)

It's our 50th episode, Theophiloi, and that means it's time to get Apocalyptic! Join us as we embark on an extra-sized episode covering the fever dreams of Johnny Patmo. Witness the opening of the Sev...

2 Loka 20192h 34min

49: Wajesus (The First, Second, and Third Epistles of John)

49: Wajesus (The First, Second, and Third Epistles of John)

Brace yourselves, Theophiloi, because this episode is a Triple-Epistle! (Tripistle?) Your humble Sons of Thunder are taking on not one, not two, but all three of the extremely short Johannine Epistles...

16 Syys 20191h 23min

48: The Almighty Ambush Bear (The Book of Lamentations)

48: The Almighty Ambush Bear (The Book of Lamentations)

Spoiler warning, Theophiloi, but it turns out that the Book of Lamentations is, in fact, actually a straight up book just full of lamentations. Jeremiah is back and surprisingly less wordy, so join us...

28 Elo 20191h 14min

47: Approximate Week II: The Quickening (The Syriac Infancy Gospel)

47: Approximate Week II: The Quickening (The Syriac Infancy Gospel)

You're invited to the holiest eight nights of the Apocrypals calendar, dear Theophiloi! It's Approximate Week, aka our mutual birthday! if you're looking for a gift, we have a recommendation for you: ...

21 Elo 20191h 25min

46: CTRL-Z On A Murder (The Acts of John)

46: CTRL-Z On A Murder (The Acts of John)

Listen at your own risk, Theophiloi, for this is our most curséd episode yet! We lost our first recording, our second only made it six minutes in, and our third... Well, at this point we're just hopin...

9 Elo 20191h 38min

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