Get Cynical Mini-Season Episode 5: Crash Course

Released to the public by popular demand, just in time for Valentine's Day! Join Ty Limelight as she shepherds three unlucky dopes through winning a date with a beautiful woman. DISCLAIMER: the winning contestant did not actually get to have sex with Hesse. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones! Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/. Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.

14 Helmi 20231h 8min

this is definitive proof that we know how to read. now you can never say we don't know how to read Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

10 Helmi 20232min

Nahhhhh these cowboys are gay as hell!! Pause!!! Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy, along with special guest Thomas (@len0kille) of Pendejo Time fame talk about the health risks involved with cowboy anal, trickster gods, and a video of a nonbinary person punching the shit out of their penis. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones! Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/. Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.

6 Helmi 202354min

Oh man does anyone else feel weird? Like they just ate some bad shrimp? Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as they discuss an Oscar-winning film about a guy who's so mentally stunted that it gives him superpowers. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones! Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/. Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.

1 Helmi 202357min

aw jeez lois this is crazier than the time i visited blight town. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv.

28 Tammi 20232min

we're doing a john green season!

27 Tammi 20231h 6min

Spencer made us watch this. He's holding us in a prison in his basement. Virginia PD please come find us our location is 1384 West Chestnut. Join Spencer, Ty, and Andy as we dig deep into film twitter's favorite fascist cop film of 2018 and discuss everything except the fascism. Support us on Patreon for $5, $7, or $10: www.patreon.com/tgofv. A big shout-out to our $10/month patrons: Firebirb42069, Matthew Smith, Tash Diehart, Celeste, Stephen Tucker, Yung Zoe, April Harley, Sweat, Baylor Thornton, Glinko Drool, Luke Eakin, MakingSomeCrap, Matthew Ferrie, Dane Stephen, Jeremy-Alice Long, Louis Ceresa, Jennifer Knowles, Revidicism, Stubbuhdub, Kyle, Travis, Kilo, Axon, David Gebhardt, and James Lloyd-Jones! Theme and ending songs are by Rose With Teeth aka Angie (@gnostiquette). Support them here: rosewithteeth.bandcamp.com/. Watch Andy's streams at www.twitch.tv/anonkaiju.

25 Tammi 202355min

Join world-famous pussy hound & rizz instructor Trantley Brian Brick (Jake Brodes of Pendejo Time) as he helps two young incels find love and faces his most challenging lesson yet: self-respect. Listen to an extra episode a week for $5, or all our bonus episodes for $7 at www.patreon.com/tgofv. STARRING: Jake Brodes AS Trantley Brian Brick Spencer AS Baedyn Grayves Ty AS Sarah Bigby-O'Connor

23 Tammi 20233min