BOOOOOOOOOOO
How about that for a first Monday Night Football of the season, eh? Marcus Spellers' beautiful Cottagers took the fight to their west London neighbours but in the end it was Chelsea who, despite Rober...
25 Elo 28min
Mauled with panache
Welcome back to the Premier League, Manchester United! And welcome back, Vithushan Ehantharajah…Today, Marcus and David join Vish to celebrate Hull’s eye-catching return to the top flight. Elsewhere, ...
24 Elo 1h 1min
THE MY BIDDY AUNT SEASON OPENER
Today we cut the ribbon on the Ramble Intercontinental Senate after a much-needed summer repainting (thanks Pete). Spelgium returns to the soirée to square off against Cartalonia.Who will lay the firs...
21 Elo 15min
The Preview Show: The Frank factor
The Premier League is back! What’s more, lovely Frank Lampard has also returned to the fold. Marcus, Jim and David look ahead to tonight’s opening fixture and wonder if Super Frank is ready to return ...
21 Elo 48min
The Best of Ramble Uncut 2025/26
A new football season means a new season of Ramble Uncut, our exclusive weekly episode for our beautiful Patreon subscribers.Today, we're looking back on some of our favourite moments from last season...
20 Elo 29min
Expected narrative
We’re two days away from the return of the Premier League and, as always, there are many unanswered questions. Who will make a big push for the title? Who can make an unexpected run for Europe? Which ...
19 Elo 59min
Our 2026/27 Premier League predictions
You love it, we love it, so let’s get into it: Marcus, Luke and Jim are here with their Premier League predictions for the season!Not everyone’s gone for Arsenal, Luke’s upped the Southampton-related ...
18 Elo 38min
Enter Stainman
Arsenal are the Champions of the Community, and they gave their title rivals a slap across the chops along the way.Should Man City fans be concerned? Marcus, Luke and Jim are here to debate that and d...
17 Elo 44min
