68. Giving you gender disappointment, pregnancy, and lazy wives
Is my wife lazy or is she just pregnant? Careful how you answer this one. In today’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss all things pregnancy as Alex nears her due date! BABY IS IMMINENT! From being a fitness mom to a “lazy bum”, there’s no right or wrong way to be pregnant. As long as you pump and dump after drinking, you’re doing it right. Milk is replaceable! But a night in with a glass or wine…or two…priceless.Submit your questions here!0:00- Intro39:29 - What If Alex and Jon Were Related?41:31 - Get A Job? Or Get Pregnant? 43:05 - Fitness Advice for Expecting Moms46:10 - My Wife is Lazy…I Mean…Pregnant51: 22 - My Drunk Sister52:47 - My Husband Won’t Have Sex With Me59:29 - Is Gender Disappointment Valid?01:01:36 - My Sister Overshadowed My Day01:04:01 - Reading Your Secrets01:07:07 - Recs of the WeekVivrelle: Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using code STRAIGHT for 50% off 1 month of membership. The code will also allow you to skip the Vivrelle waitlist.Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
9 Syys 1h 9min
67. Giving you weddings, plus ones, and distant friends
If you could change one thing about your wedding, what would it be? Alex and Jon answer this question in today’s episode! Weddings are supposed to be one of the best days of your life but it’s not always what is cracked up to be. From upset in-laws to kids running around, it can actually be the most chaotic day. The only thing Jon remembers from his wedding is how Alex looked. Sweet, right? Well…take a listen because Jon’s head is on the chopping block.Submit your questions here!0:00 - Intro37:33 - What To Splurge On? Skimp On? 42:12 - I Bought My Sister’s Wedding Dress47:32 - I Was Demoted from Bridesmaid to Guest51:28 - Plus One or Plus Zero?53:42 - Keep Your Kids Out of My Wedding!59:48 - I Kicked Him Out of the Bridal Party01:01:58 - Torn Between Two Celebrations 01:06:15 - Recs of the WeekCozy Earth: Head to cozyearth.com and use my code STRAIGHT for 40% off!Vivrelle: Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using code STRAIGHT for 50% off 1 month of membership. The code will also allow you to skip the Vivrelle waitlist.Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
2 Syys 1h 9min
66. Giving you break ups, divorces, and instagram models
Getting divorced sucks. But getting divorced before you’re 30? Kind of chic. In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon talk about break ups, divorces, and dating married men. It’s all fun and games until he doesn’t leave his wife. But don’t worry! Alex and Jon are still happily married. They do talk about what they would do if they ever got divorced. Alex would be fine…but Jon? He can’t afford to lose Alex so he’s on his best behavior…for the rest of his life. Submit your questions here!0:00 - Intro35:41 - I Want To Save My Marriage38:52 - His Ex-Wife Still Has His Last Name41:40 - They Got Back Together...Yay?45:59 - Homewrecker or Homemaker?49:36 - She’s Dating a Married Man! 52:01 - We’re Getting Divorced Over Kids57:57 - How Do I Tell Him I’m a Divorcee? 01:02:12 - Do You Want IG Models or Me?01:11:18 - I Hate My Ex’s Cat01:17:54 - Recs of the WeekCaraway: You can shop Caraway Risk-Free! Enjoy fast, free shipping, easy returns, and a 30-day trial. Plus, if you visitCarawayhome.com/gitms you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Ritual: Get 25% off your first month at ritual.com/STRAIGHT. Start Ritual or add Essential Prenatal to your subscription todayHello Fresh: The best way to cook just got better. Go to HelloFresh.com/STRAIGHT10FM now to Get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life!Wayfair: Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home.Branch: Head to BranchBasics.com to shop their Premium Starter Kit and save 15% off with code STRAIGHT at BranchBasics.com.Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
26 Elo 1h 20min
65. Giving you gifts, shared bank accounts, and loser husbands
What should you get your best friend for their birthday? According to Jon: Nothing. Zip. Zilch. Nada. In today’s episode, we’re talking MONEY, HONEY and the expectations surrounding gift giving. Jon gets pretty heated in this one, so you may want to lower the volume on your speakers. If you take one thing from this episode, it’s this: Do not buy Jon gifts. Ever. Alex will gladly accept though! 0:00 - Intro28:32 - How Do I Make More Money?31:21 - I’m Buying a House, Not Your Friendship33:46 - Do I Need to Bring a Birthday Gift?40:28 - My Groomsman Ditched My Wedding 43:28 - My Mom Runs My Finances 47:26 - My Presence Is The Wedding Present58: 23 - My Husband Has Major Debt01:01:33 - I Want Access to My Husband’s Bank Account Cozy Earth: Head to cozyearth.com and use my code STRAIGHT for 40% off! And if you get a Post-Purchase Survey, make sure to let them know you heard about Cozy Earth right here!Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
19 Elo 1h 9min
64. Giving you sibling dynamics, inheritances, and baby names
“You know you’re adopted, right? I’m telling mom!” In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss sibling relationships and how you can be best friends as kids and enemies as adults. Your “built-in best friend” doesn’t sound so great when they’re stealing your inheritance or picking the same baby names as you. People say Alex and Jon look like siblings and although they swear they’re “husband and wife”…it makes you think why they always argue…like children. 0:00 - Intro33:21 - I Want More Alone Time35:26 - Do I Need To Have Two Kids?39:37 - Siblings as Coworkers 41:41 - I’m Not Sharing My Inheritance46:33 - Can You Watch My Child?55:41 - My Brother Picked The Same Baby Name1:00:59 -The Craziest Alaskan Wedding1:05:03 - Oh Brother! He Can’t Get It Up1:15:12 - Recs of the WeekCaraway: You can shop Caraway Risk-Free! Enjoy fast, free shipping, easy returns, and a 30-day trial. Plus, if you visit carawayhome.com/gitms you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Wayfair: Head to Wayfair.com right now to shop all things home.Visit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJonSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
12 Elo 1h 17min
63. Giving you dry spells, threesomes, and male enhancements
Trying to keep the spark alive in your relationship? Used every match in the box but nothing ignites? Maybe it’s time to give up…or just listen to Alex and Jon. In this week’s episode, they talk about ways to reinvigorate your relationship, from the 2-2-2 rule all the way to metal rods in…male parts. It sounds painful…but you know what hurts even more? Not having sex. Submit your questions here!0:00 - Intro33:51 - Nothing Sexier Than A Burrito36: 39 - Now You Three Me, Now You Don’t38:54 - Stuck In Routine41:49 - Couch Confessions47:41 - My Boyfriend’s Poor Hygiene 52:23 - Am I Asexual?56:08 - Postpartum PTSD (Penis Trauma Stress Disorder)01:01:38 - I’m A Gym Rat With Wondering Eyes01:08:21 - I Put A (Dry) Spell On You01:12:46 - Recs of the WeekVisit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJonThank you to our partners this week:Head to cozyearth.com and use our code STRAIGHT for 40% off! And if you get a Post-Purchase Survey, make sure to let them know you heard about Cozy Earth right here!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
5 Elo 1h 17min
62. Giving you bad friends, drifting apart, and negative nancy's
“I DON’T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND ANYMORE” We’ve all heard that at some point as children, but as adults? In this week’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss friendships and all the intricacies and nuances that come with forming and retaining relationships in adulthood. Friendships aren’t as easy as they used to be. Alex could use fifteen more friends while Jon wants fifteen less. The only new person Jon wants in his life is his daughter…and that’s pushing it!Submit your questions here!0:00 - Intro32:44 - I Don’t Want Any Friends34:50 - I Can Get Pregnant. My Friend Can’t. 36:52 - How Do I Make Friends?41:34 - I Slept With My Best Friend47:42 - I Never Get Invited To Things 52:52 - We’re Drifting Apart 55:39 - Your Boyfriend Isn’t The One1:00:15 - I Deleted My Friend Off Socials 1:04:44 - I Think My Best Friend Hates Me1:10:47 - Recs of the WeekVisit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJonThank you to our partners this week:Get 25% off your first month at ritual.com/STRAIGHT. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
29 Heinä 1h 15min
61. Giving you snooping, concerned husbands, and casual divorces
Peeping on your partners phone? You’re not going to like what you find…In today’s episode, Alex and Jon discuss snooping through phones, travel woes, and peeing in front your partner. Is there no greater joy than the comfort of peeing while your partner watches? Alex thinks so but Jon wishes he had married someone more private.Submit your questions here!0:00 - Intro30:06 - I Want Him To Pee In Front of Me! 34:03 - Should We Travel Before Kids?36:43 - You Cruise You Lose 40:02 - My Husband Needs to STFU50: 14 - I Found Something On His Phone58:16 - Sayonara, Sister! 1:05:01 - Why Is Divorce So Casual?1:11:45 - Sharing Your Secrets1:13:27 - Recs of the WeekVisit our website www.giveittomestraightpodcast.comVisit our other website www.alexjon.comFind us on Instagram!PodcastAlexJonThank you to our partners this week:Head to cozyearth.com and use our code STRAIGHT for 40% off! And if you get a Post-Purchase Survey, make sure to let them know you heard about Cozy Earth right here!Visit Carawayhome.com/GITMS or use the code GITMS at checkout to take an additional 10% off your next purchase. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.
22 Heinä 1h 15min
