S1 Ep5: S1E5 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone: Chapters 16 and 17

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread Here's another cheeky slice of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! In this episode, Giften teaches Tom about surprise erections, Hermione gives out hateful homework planners, and Snape reveals his love for 80's action heroines Patreon (Poorly Read... AT THE MOVIES!): www.patreon.com/poorlyread Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

31 Maalis 20201h 17min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode, we get fishy with aquatic sex practices; Umbridge gets her detective on; and Hagrid just won't f*cking listen!!!! Join us as we delve further into Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

25 Maalis 20201h 22min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we run to the top of a hill and sing from our diaphragms. We also proclaim Hermione as the true Warrior Princess of these books, and Snape tries to get hold of some baby oil.... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

18 Maalis 202056min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, some of us get all spooky; we get all Grubbly on our Planks; and Harry smothers Ron in an attempt to show him what it's 'really like'... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

11 Maalis 20201h 9min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we delve further into Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. We assume that two different words are spelt exactly the same; have a wizard fight in the worst Irish accents you've ever heard; and are left pretty much speechless when McG finally confronts us with her biscuit tin... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

4 Maalis 20201h 9min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we say 'BYE, ASHES!' to any sense of decorum. Mrs. Figg gets Figgy, Tom and Giften have some words about character integrity, and Molly's boggart does a weird thing... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

26 Helmi 20201h 10min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode on Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, we have a cleaning montage, plop Molly on the stove, and wonder why Kreacher is walking side to side..... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

19 Helmi 202051min

Join our Patreon to get access to our exclusive series 'Poorly Read at the Movies!', where we give the Poorly Read treatment to your favourite films! www.patreon.com/poorlyread In this episode we commence Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix! We also take the submissions from the 'Punchline Out of Context' Instagram competition and try and seamlessly insert them into our conversation. The results are... well, typical of Poorly Read. The submissions we chose were: • 'And that's how I got pregnant' • 'You can Dumble my Dore' • 'Fuck me sideways and call me Minerva!' • 'I think I just saw Stephen Fry floating past the window!' • 'I'm deadly Sirius' So listen out for those, along with some incestuous cousin-ing, lady envelopes, and Vernon being not too happy about a 'blizard'.... Merchandise: poorlyread.redbubble.com   Twitter: https://twitter.com/PoorlyReadPod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/poorlyreadpod/ Email: poorlyread@gmail.com

12 Helmi 20201h 11min