'The Darkwood Wand' by ThebeMoon | Chapters 53-54 | A Dramione Fanfiction
The Dramione Archives15 Heinä 2024

'The Darkwood Wand' by ThebeMoon | Chapters 53-54 | A Dramione Fanfiction

Draco Malfoy is harsh and cold and hated at Hogwarts. And Draco is fine with this. He’s even casting the Vanishing Cabinet spell again, although for a much less nefarious purpose. This time he's using Harmonia Nectere Passus to link his bed with the bed of a willing witch. But something goes horribly wrong, and instead of the buzzy flirt Draco's been secretly meeting, his bed keeps delivering an extremely unamused Hermione Granger.

So begins Draco’s travesty of an Eighth Year on probation, where nothing ever goes to plan and good deeds NEVER pay. His Divination classes are a disaster, his mother owls him daily prophecies of doom, a rabid she-weasel stalks him through the castle, and his mad roommate from Durmstrang plots to avenge the Dark Lord.

Each day sparks an internal battle between Draco’s calculating Malfoy nature and his reckless Black side. Every night brings Granger back again, wreaking havoc with his body and mind. Draco is convinced he's headed straight back to Azkaban and he’s almost looking forward to the trip.


WARNING: This fic includes themes of dubious consent and references to suicide. Trigger warnings for specific chapters will be at the start of each episode.


Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/29741511

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'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 15 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 15 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay. Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

2 Helmi 1h 1min

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 14 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 14 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay. Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

31 Tammi 57min

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 13 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 13 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay. Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠h⁠ttps://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

29 Tammi 57min

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 12 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 12 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay. Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

27 Tammi 28min

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 11 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 11 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay. Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

25 Tammi 44min

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 10 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 10 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay. Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

23 Tammi 27min

SPECIAL: Multi-voice podfic of 'Escape from Azkaban' by Dizzle00

SPECIAL: Multi-voice podfic of 'Escape from Azkaban' by Dizzle00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DIZZLE00!! Content Warnings: Pregnancy, brief mention of thoughts of abortion, implied past child abuse, implied past underage sex Summary: It had been six months ago, a year into his two year sentence, when she had first come to see him. She had spent the years since the war fast-tracking her education to become a solicitor. His solicitor. Being Hermione Granger, she had managed to complete a six year process in two. As she had promised him she would. Draco is serving a sentence in Azkaban and Hermione wants to get him off. So she does, often. Unfortunately, his father is trying to marry him off to Astoria Greengrass. But there are lots of tangled webs being weaved. Luckily, they have friends in high places. Read the full work here. The Cast: Narrator - The Dramione Archives Draco - FanFixation Hermione - LisaAudiobookish Astoria - Pensieve Podfics Lucius - meems_toandend Narcissa - g0lden_g1rl Pansy - Lis Podfics Theo - Paper Crane Audiobooks Harry - M+G Readings Blaise - iggygiraffe Ron - The Wizard Wheezes The Guard - mangotart_reads House Elf - shizade

21 Tammi 2h 31min

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 9 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

'Meet Me In Dreamland' by sinflower81 | Chapter 9 | ft. The Wizard Wheezes

If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex. Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free. The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down. Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay. Originally posted on AO3: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://archiveofourown.org/works/50510668⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Listen to more from The Wizard Wheezes here: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1jiQ2LHY9IdBV2deYkBHPq?si=03fcd7810a49490d

21 Tammi 1h 4min

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