The World v Carl - Round 8 (Rich Stevens) - NSFW

As the podcast turn 3 years old the boys come together to ask if the original mission statement (or anything whatsoever!) has been achieved. We listen to Justin’s opening words from the very first podcast and realise that we have achieved zero personal growth in the intervening period, even if Justin no longer sounds like Mickey Mouse!! We discuss the ever-decreasing size of modern shin pads and the kick-ability of Jack Grealish, very small hard hats, Dawson and the Dullards, Mayonnaise on Chinese food, why we don’t think Blue Cheese Brett should use power tools, Pete spends £20 million on an injured striker whilst Carl suggested Andy Caroll!!! Carl aspires to be thrown out of Euro Disney – prompting Pete to tell his wife’s favourite joke, Peanut butter cost and texture are critiqued, Orange Juice with or without bits nearly starts a row, Pete bows to peer pressure, Carl confesses to unfairly incriminating his dog before Jason tries to make us all dip toast in tea – Carl confesses to strawberry milkshake fries and Pete remembers he has invented something similarly disgusting. Justin confesses to multiple visits to a “Garlic Farm” on the Isle of Wight – Pete and Carl interrogate this as Justin has been known to fabricate these things (see Opera singers for details). We go through peoples’ various meetings with Watford players, Carl uses the word photosynthesis unnecessarily to Gifton Noel Williams, Pete remembers the day, Steve Harrison, former left back, coach and manager accused him of vandalism. Carl then remembers that he too was accused of crime by a footballer with a dodgy Russian accent! Tales involving Micah Hyde, Nicky Wright, Lloydinho, Marlon King and others included. Jason is back again racing to a urinal with not quite a Watford legend, before tequila drinking tales with a genuine Watford legend! We get on to instruments not mastered via Luther all to challenge Carl to play Z-cars on the recorder before revelations of cheese sandwiches and Elton John!! A great question from Peter Lee sees the guy’s debate where genuine criticism ends and hysteria and nonsense starts – the guys answer in a way that can only described as hysterical nonsense. Thank you so much to everyone who has contributed in any way through the last 3 years – we are s grateful. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Loka 20231h 15min

Neal joins in the aftermath of Bretts “Grinding on a Tuesday Night” call and after a period of recovery points out that the return of senior players to the side has perhaps had a positive influence on the performances and results plus gives his understanding of TDB’s omission from the squad who travelled to Swansea. Neal also supports the stance of the manager supported by the club. Alan joins and he and Pete go off on a tangent about the joys of non league and womens football but not before enthusing over back to back wins! Sierralta and Livermore’s inclusion are compared to Gavin Mahon’s steadying influence on the team and the phrase “reassuringly mediocre” is used – which is always nice. Rookery Boi joins us on his way back from Swansea and calls out the fantastic away support! Nearly leaving before the end to beat the traffic they paused, and goals and glory ensued. Danny joins us from holiday, and we get an update on the weather in Portugal as well as joy from the Algarve as well as a call to appreciate Ken Sema more. Sierralta, Ngakia, Lewis and Livermore also come in for Portugal based praise from Danny. The 5 word and long form reviews are gone through as ever and a massive thank you to all who contribute in this format too. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

25 Loka 202349min

POST MATCH PHONE IN - SWANSEA, PART ONE Ian joins us to enthuse over Sierralta’s performance and the team spirit displayed against the Swans, Justin is pleased to go joint top of the Prediction league, Wendover is rightly pleased with the shows of unity tonight and wants Jake Livermore wrapped in cotton wool after the veteran has started putting in calm and assured performances, we discuss the publicised lateness of Tom Dele-Bashiru which saw him dropped from the travelling squad. The fact that Dele Bashiru and Louza were not missed in this game sees people call them out as potentially dispensable but in general Valerien’s policy and the clubs communication of it is generally supported. We try not to get carried away as Swansea looked less than we had expected. Bachmann receives praise for his contribution and the areas of his game that seem to be improving this season. We ask – since the international break are we playing it around at the back less – because it feels like it! Ant joins us to strains of the “fab four” as some say hello and some want to say goodbye to the current regime, we discuss Ken Sema who hit the wonder strike of a winner! Ant continues his and Charlies campaign to see Martins kept on the pitch for 90 minutes before renaming Porteous as “Portois” providing the suspended Scottish defender an element of Gallic flair before the Millwall game. RichWFC2 supports the decision on Martins sub tonight whilst lauding the Brazilians contribution this season, Hoedt being suspended is discussed and Sierralta’s versatility and resilience is appreciated. Rich watched the game from the “spare room TV” and we decide this is a lucky omen that must be repeated! Rich asks if the disciplinary issues and their management style of them is sustainable over time. John joins us to say that he put a drunk cheeky bet on us on for us finishing top six however this may have been to a large number of what was described as lots of “Baby Guinesses”!! Music producer Brett then joins us (we suspect post many many Baby Guinesses) proposing to create a song inspired by John called “Buzzing on a Tuesday Night” before comparing Watford to the 15 year old Brett at a school disco! We don’t understand either but the words “Wham”, “Grinding” and “pulling a reasonable looking being” are used all in comparison to the Swansea performance. Metaphors have never been more dubiously mixed!!! PART TWO TO FOLLOW..... COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

25 Loka 202350min

We talk to Dan from “That Millwall Podcast” about the sad passing of their much respected owner in the summer, the recent departure of Gary Rowett and what we might expect as the Lions visit the Vic having done the double over us last season. Pete fails to pronounce several players names accurately. We discuss how well or not John Eustace did at Birmingham, we discover the difference between flashes and flushes in a pan and why visiting Watford is on Dan’s bucket list! The prediction league sees a level of jeopardy as to whether the ever-temperamental Jarvis will show up and we let Dan vote on whether the Cocker Spaniel should receive a points deduction! Carl is upset that he is still at the bottom of the table and Justin is unable to remember other peoples scores again. John’s musical choice turns metal with his prediction! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

24 Loka 202334min

We carry on with PJ making him Ismael against Swansea and what two changes would he make. Ant joins us with his own intro music again but this time his choice was a surprise! Asprilla Black! Pete remembers trying to role play as Glen Hoddle, Danny joins us observing that two poor teams coming together the best you can hope for, on occasions, is that it is your teams moment of quality that wins it. Danny asks if Ismael knows his strongest 11 and if we have a host of players who look better coming on in the second half rather than starting. Livermore, the term “CDM” and the video game FIFA being rebranded are unnecessarily discussed before we talk about holidays in Portugal! (We always cover the important subjects!). Jimmy Pesto confirms his itinerary for attending the Millwall game from the US but also voices his frustration at Louza’s performance and demeanour. We hear from a certain person about peoples opinions before the 5 word and long form match reviews. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Loka 202343min

RichWFC2 joins us relieved but deeply concerned that the only goal of the game barely papered over the cracks in the performance. Justin brings us up to date on stewarding umbrellas but not pumpkins and echoes the concern. Wendover (Indian takeaway if you were interested) also deeply concerned at the lack of cohesive progress on the pitch, we bring in Vinnie from Dallas who came to the game today all the way from Dallas and he calls it as he sees it – before announcing an Uber to Golders Green is £25 (who says we don’t offer consumer information!) to go to a party after which he flies to Dublin. Jack joins us from the US  with bogus stories involving 3 eyed pigs and inspires Pete to try and start off a fake story to see if we can get it taken up by the national press (this may just be something to do in the next international break when we become bored and restless!). Having not seen a game for a month Jack points out how the more things change – the more they stay the same! PJ calling from Ireland advises Vinnie to avoid the “Temple Bar” area of Dublin to avoid overpaying for beer before pointing out positives in addition to the result plus PJ points out we are now 4 points worse off than we were at the same point last season.   Also we all were stunned that the referee awarded a penalty and THEN changed his mind! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Loka 202345min

We chat with Luke from podcast who completes his hattrick of appearances on the Opposition View. Pete complains/swears about the FA before Luke takes us through their season so far, a new manager after Russell Martin (who we have decided we don’t like) decamped for Southampton. A manager with a slightly more direct game plan and players taking time to adjust but now having won four games straight (at the time of recording) might give the Hornets hope for turning their own season around or might just terrify us (Justin is definitely in the terrified camp!). Luke explains that not all has been plain sailing for the new manager and bit of a cultural clash has seen Swans fans slowly turn around following a defeat in their derby whilst the team slowly takes shape (or shapes as multiple formations have been used recently). Russell Martin is finally voted onto the “Paul Ince Scale” thus confirming we don’t like him – and we haven’t even played Southampton yet!!lllll The prediction league is its usual spirit enhancing triumph before Carl and Luke start talking Welsh placenames and the inevitable diplomatic incident is never far off as Luke tries to goad Carl into saying Llanelli! Pete and Carl both use the “C” Word gratuitously throughout. Justin doesn’t like doing something in a high wind but does like Luke’s voice, John travels to Ireland to shoot video of Wales and Jarvis gets all carried away to the sound of a male voice choir. No testicles were burned in the making of this podcast. COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Loka 202333min

We talk to James from “Wednesday til I die” and look back at a turbulent six months for the owls, a Wembley triumph, promotion and then a self-combusting ownership, Xisco and a new manager that no one really knows a lot about when in the hot seat. Plus we discuss Ashley Fletcher! We talk about Watford players who moved on to Hillsborough which were hits, which were misses and find out the average height of a Malaysian man and why Carl now wants to go there. We also discover that Carlton Palmer is also on the (very extensive) list of things of which Justin is grumpy about Carl relives a dreadful Wednesday related memory but a rather pleasing one involving Kevin Pressman and a pie. Plus the return of the prediction league which leaves James clearly stunned! COYH! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Paul Riley, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Bryan Edwards, Peter Ryan, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Loka 202344min