The World v Carl - Round 8 (Rich Stevens) - NSFW

So Stoke City can't be bothered to turn but its no biggy!! It's all a dead rubber and we have other rubbish to talk about!! The Player of the Season gets short shrift, Javi Gracia being shown the door at Leeds United, Carls Xmas present, Roy Hodgson (AGAIN!!!), Justin reviews SEJ merchandise and Carl tries to work out how many tampons fit in a "clutch bag"! We go through the first 5 days of the "DNSYE End of Season Alphabet Nonsense" which has some of the worst intro music ever produced followed by season highlights before Justin makes us pick our favourite and least favourite Pozzo era season. Part Two coming soon!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3 Touko 202345min

Part 2 of our post Sunderland discussion sees Uncle Ron trying to reminisce about midfielders of old whilst trying to hide from his son (his son eventually tracks him down), Pete (Ecuadorian 2nd Division expert) talks about Parlaci Gino and learning from our mistakes, Paul is all organised and has a list of four topics to discuss which we do indeed discuss, Alex joins us to express disappointment that we lost yet another 2-0 lead but also to tell us about a new Ryan Porteous song that he then forgot, Jimmy Pesto makes money by betting on Kaba to score, we do the 5 word reviews and the long forms and then Neil and Gary both heap praise on Kabasele further – with no sense of irony!!!!!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

30 Huhti 202351min

This is rough and raw as the twitter spaces on twitter stopped replaying so here we are: After throwing away another 2-0 lead Rich starts us off with a call to be heard against Stoke at the last game, Pete bangs on relentlessly about the Parlaci Gino and ask people to provide their questions online, We find out about Mrs Wendover's lasagne, Mrs Wendover Senior and Greg's bank holiday diet! We speak to Ellie who was in Aldi and Mike from "Voices from the Vic" whose girlfriend doesnt think Watford ever win (she's not alone with that thought this season Mike!). We speak to Jack from the US who continues our fine tradition of unusual injuries with a sprained ankle straight from bed! John joins us from a blustery Chorleywood Common with some sad news and we pass our condolences on to all who knew the lady. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

29 Huhti 202354min

We’re joined by Ant from The Roker Report as we...well look forward might be too strong...preview, yes that's it, preview the match on Saturday. The usual offerings are all here: the star man, Sunderland 1.2.3 (where we find out Wilf Rostron's real name), the prediction league etc. The bleep machine has the dust blown off it before catching fire through overuse. For the love of God, how many more games before we see the end of this turgid uninspiring season? COYH - really? COYH? More like FOYH. Anyway...here's the small print and the patrons This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Huhti 202336min

Mal joins us from the road and has good words for Kamara working hard but most importantly acknowledging the supporters who travelled at the end of the game. Mal passes the supporters coach and gets a wave, we are joined by Rookery Boi (Happy Birthday today sir!) for an excellent debut call pointing out the we are now top…..of the bottom half of the table!! We talk to the Chorleywood Common tourist department that is John Parslow and pontificate about what Hull is called before we discuss independent record stores and Taylor Swift and then we find out that Mr Parslow Senior confirms that this has been the worst season since 1947 – which was nice, before discussing Wilders comments and lack of impact on the pitch. Shane makes another excellent debut call supporting the players in part and hi-lighting the toxicity of the club culture and a lack of leadership as the root of our lack of grit on the pitch and suggests that the players may have lost their love of football along with their confidence whilst in the Watford/Pozzo bubble. We all voted to put Shane in charge of the club. As ever we finish on the 5 word reviews (some of which actually are 5 words!) , the Long forms, the Gif responses which is now a thing apparently and chat about the womens final! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Massive, massive, massive thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

23 Huhti 202353min

We reflect on a disappointing performance away Paul joins us and is the first to deal with another of Pete's stupid question about signing players leaving cards and gives it and the performance short shrift, Wendover Horn joins us from his boudoir and starts talking about Andrew French's interviews, transfers and diets (not just using Photoshop instead Pete!), Louis discusses reality, Nigerian curses and a lack of connection since Troy left, Jack joins us from the US and explains Tommy Mooney's Hive Live quiz as emblematic of the feeling in the camp but still writes a complimentary leaving card to the players and finally we are joined by a US based Hull City fan, Jordan to see the Tiger's take on proceedings! People seem to enjoy the word "Bastard" throughout - we blame Gary cos he wasnt here to deny it! Part Two out tomorrow! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Massive thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Huhti 202344min

Sorry for the delay getting this out. In part two of the Cardiff Post Mortem: We speak to Loyal Hornet who captures the mood perfectly and then to Danny who walked 70 miles for to raise money for the Turkish Earthquake relief effort but feels completely disconnected from the club at present echoing the feelings of many fans, we talk John Parslow who’s dog was as lethargic as the Watford team after 15 minutes of play but is quite willing to bark! John emotes not knowing quite why he has called in but sees echoes of a game vs Grimsby in the 90’s and feels concerned for the future finances as we cut our cloth moving forward and looks long term – and the dog seems to agree. We speak to Martin who is left lost for words before plunging into the always great 5 word reviews and longer form points that people make. A genuine thank you for all who engage in this coming together of the supporters either verbally, in writing or listening - WE are a club still, we may have different opinions but that's ok - it's the passion for the thing that unites us that makes us a club, at times like this - keep hold of that! COYH!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Massive, massive, massive thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Huhti 202359min

We’re joined by Ant from To Hull And Back podcast as we preview this weekend’s match away to Hull City. After much talk about Turkey we take a look back at a player that represented both teams in black and white when he wasn’t competing in Eurovision with Brotherhood Of Man.  Steve Terry’s headband is discussed, Peter’s Star Man isn’t, the prediction league is treated with the contempt it deserves and we hear Ant’s dogs reminding him who they are playing against in their next match. COYH This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Ian Ball, Paul Fiander Turner, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil Silverstein, Steve Brown, Dave Lavender, Skyla Rose, Kasey Brown, Nipper Harrison, Boyd Mayover, Colin Payne, Gary Wood, Karl Campion, Uncle Ron, Kevin Kremen, The Big Le – Bofski, Greg Theaker, Malcolm Williams, Jack Foster, Jason Rose, Michael Abrahams, Ian Bacon, Ken Green, Nick Nieuwland, Colin Smith Ant!!!!! & PDF Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

20 Huhti 202327min