Girls Gotta Eat, know what I mean?

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo talk about a couple big mysteries they're currently pondering. First, Stassi explains how, since COVID, going out to dinner after dark (aka after Messer goes to bed), and being in very social situations in general still feels a little uncomfortable and awkward. She's not sure if it's because she's a mom, because we were all stuck inside for over a year in 2020-2021, or if it's just our age -- but she went out after dark twice this past week and has a lot of thoughts about it -- including realizing she doesn't know how people are dressing for dinner at trendy restaurants these days and how she went through several outfits to cover up her psoriasis and choose her final look. Stassi and Lo then dissect the conspiracy theory about the "actor bahn" tunnels under Downtown Los Angeles. They playfully poke fun at the Tiktok that sent them into this spiral where a "Starbucks employee" was being interviewed and then they explain all the reasons why there's no way it could be true - but it's still fun to think about!This episode is sponsored by:Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Ro - Interested in a GLP-1? Memberships at Ro start at just $99 for your first month. Go to ro.co/STASSI for more info.Ouai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase. Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Quince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

23 Loka 202457min

On this episode, Stassi and Kristina Kelly give you a true glimpse into what a typical hangout session is like (with a bit of rose) where they bounce around from topic to topic, discussing everything - and nothing at all!Stassi and Kristina connect over motherhood, as they both have sons a similar age. They discuss sleep regressions, feeling conflicted about Tiktok mom creators, feeling mom guilt/judgement, and agreeing that pouches are their secret weapon during meal time. Kristina also talks about the house she and Max are building, and all the decision pressure that comes with it.They then dive into a very random sequence of questions from Kristina's partner Max. His questions are truly so basic but so hysterical and clever - ones we'd never think to discuss like: "do you and your partner share the same bath towel?" and "do you cut your toothpaste tube in half when it gets low?". They end on addressing the age-old rumor that the average human swallows 89* spiders in their lifetime and really pick apart why eating a spider while sleeping is gross.*This may or may not be the correct number. Just go with it.This episode is sponsored by: Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftChime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSINutrafol - Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPQuince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

16 Loka 20241h 9min

On this episode, Stassi is joined by C-O-Lo French and Stassi has a long list of items she's dying to discuss starting with "What's In The Rug?!" - Katie Santry's Tiktok rug journey that captivated the whole internet for a few days! Stassi and Lo both detail how they followed the Tiktoks live and what they think the truth is. Hopefully Katie keeps the world updated! Next, Stassi shares that she wants to go on a perfume journey to find her signature scent. One of the main questions she's asked at Meet and Greets is what perfume she wears, but she really doesn't wear it often!! Stassi's new goal is to find one main signature scent and make it part of her personality so her kids can remember her by it the way she remembers her grandmother by her perfume. She'll keep everyone posted on the progress. Finally, Stassi is also on the hunt for a Color Analysis professional to come "do her colors" so she can figure out what season she is. We'll do it live on the podcast and we'll figure it out once and for all! This episode is sponsored by:Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shipping! Hiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Blue Nile - Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.Thrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIChime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIDreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customersSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

9 Loka 202459min

It's Stassi's favorite time of year - Fall - which means it's almost time for her favorite holiday - Halloween!! On this episode, Stassi is joined by her sister Georgi to talk all things fall. Of course they touch on basic bitch tendencies like pumpkin spice lattes and Georgi stumbling upon Reba's fall corn maze - but they also discuss how Stassi is planning to decorate the house and what she is planning for her family's costume.The conversation seamlessly leads into a Disney chat as Georgi is a "Disney adult" and Stassi's theme is Disney related. They discuss their favorite (and least favorite) Disney princess characters and deep dive into why. They end on honoring Dame Maggie Smith (RIP) and chatting all things Downton Abbey and Harry Potter in here honor. This episode is sponsored by:Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Smartwater - Life's full of choices. Smartwater is a simple one. Visit drinksmartwater.com to learn more. Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

2 Loka 20241h 4min

Stassi is joined by her bestie Taylor Strecker on this episode! Stassi starts out by commending Taylor for surprisingly not spiraling about how long it's been since she's been a guest on the podcast - which then leads Stassi into oversharing about how she recently spiraled over the comments section on a recent post.The pair then dive into the lack of celebrity gossip lately and end up discussing a few of their favorite topics including JLo/Ben's recent paparazzi moment, Taylor finally being named in the Daily Mail, Taylor Swift/Gigi Hadid's recent dinner in NYC, and how Taylor ran into Anna Wintour with Sutton Stracke. They also debate Josh Hartnett vs Joshua Jackson and discuss The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives (and choose their most and least favorite member of #momtok). They end on Stassi's reaction to learning that Selena Gomez recently shared that she watches Vanderpump Rules and talks to her friends (Taylor Swift) about it... and how Taylor wants all 4 of them to be besties.This episode is sponsored by:Quince - Go to quince.com/STASSI for free shipping and 365 day returnsOuai - Go to theouai.com and use code STASSI for 15% off your entire purchase. Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSINutrafol - Get $10 off your first month's subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code STRAIGHTUPRo - Interested in a GLP-1? Memberships at Ro start at just $99 for your first month. Go to ro.co/STASSI for more info.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

25 Syys 202457min

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo French are recording from The Ritz Carlton in Boston! They recap very successful and fun events in St. Louis and Chicago. Stassi also talks a lot about New Orleans and how much she's missed it since she hasn't visited since 2019! Stassi explains how when you're from New Orleans, the question you ask anyone who also is from there is, "Where did you go to school?" and she explains to Lo why so many girls came up to her at her meet & greet saying they were a "Pink Panther". Lo and Stassi talk about dinner with Stassi's family at Galatoire's and analyze Stassi's love of cemetery's - afterall, they can see one from their window in Boston and that's one of Stassi's favorite parts of this hotel.This episode is sponsored by:Liquid IV - Shop nationwide at Costco or get 20% off your first order at LiquidIV.com using code STASSI at checkout.Chime - Improve your credit score. Get started at chime.com/STASSIHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSISee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

18 Syys 202441min

On this episode, Stassi and C-O-Lo are recapping the beginning of Stassi's book tour for You Can't Have It All. From the moment they landed back in LA from Europe, it has been go go go to get Stassi ready for her book tour. Stassi and Lo bring you through their first two days in New York and New Jersey - including recapping the PatBo fashion show, doing an intimate appearance at the legendary bookstore The Strand, and going back to Bookends in NJ and meeting 1,000+ people! This episode is sponsored by:The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives - Watch the full series now on Hulu.Blue Nile - Experience the ease and convenience of shopping Blue Nile, the original online jeweler.Caraway - Visit carawayhome.com/STASSI or use code STASSI at checkout and you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase.Thrive Market - Go to www.thrivemarket.com/straightup for 30% off your first order, plus a FREE $60 giftSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

13 Syys 202450min

On this episode, Beau joins Stassi for their last Stassi podcast episode from Europe where Stassi has a bad case of the Sunday Scaries. Even though she's trying to soak up every moment left, she can't help but start to think about all the things that she has to do when she gets back home to LA - Messer's birthday, her book tour, and of course, decorating for Halloween! This episode is sponsored by:Boll and Branch - Go to bollandbranch.com/stassi for 15% off your first sheet set plus free shipping! Dreamland Baby - Go to dreamlandbabyco.com and enter code STASSI at checkout to receive 20% off sitewide + free shipping. This offer is for new and existing customersThrive Causemetics - Luxury beauty that gives back. Get an exclusive 10% off your first order at thrivecausemetics.com/STASSIHiya - Get 50% off your first order at hiyahealth.com/STASSI.Watch The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives on Hulu, Sept 6th! See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

4 Syys 202448min