Episode 416: Exchange your “Buddy Bucks” for Nagios

This week we discuss Private Equity buying New Relic and review the Gartner MQ for APM like no one else. Plus, some thoughts on yogurt, fruit and almonds…

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Runner-up Titles

• How big are your almonds?
• It’s under consideration
• The Olympics of Monitoring
• Putting Hats on Cats
• Stanley Nickels for Monitoring
• The 3 Fines
• It’s just crazy enough [that] it might work
• I was told the test was log management
• IDC is the thin balogna

Rundown

• New Relic is getting bought so let’s overanalyze the APM MQ
  • WSJ News Exclusive | Software Company New Relic in Talks to Be Sold
  • 2022 Gartner® Magic Quadrant™ - For APM and Observability
  • IDC APM marketshare from 2021

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