👠 “Devil Wears Zara” — Miranda Priestly’s sellout. Eli Lilly’s GLP win. Disney’s AI Prompt Pressure. +Venmo4sale
The Devil Wears Prada vs. the Met Gala… One is “sold out,” the other is a “sell-out”Streaks, leaderboards, & “Max Badges”... New rule for Disney employees? Use AI #PromptPressureThe world’s most popul...
4 Touko 21min
🏇 “Unpredict” — Kentucky Derby’s bet ban. Amazon’s AI podcasts. 818 tequila surprise. +Hershey’s Ozempic breath
Kendall Jenner’s 818 tequila is soaring despite Gen Z sobriety… because of one secret.Amazon’s making AI podcasts about every single product… Call it a Slopportunity.Most prediction traders lose money...
1 Touko 21min
🦸♀️ “MAMA Stocks” — Zuck’s Ad/AI machine. Hilary Duff’s anti-Ozempic bet. Bill Ackman’s Influencer IPO. +Refresher surge
Hilary Duff invested in & works out with Ladder… In the Ozempic era, muscles matter more.Meta’s ad machine is more efficient than ever… Zuck’s AI budget can acquire Detroit’s Big 3.Bill Ackman has 2 M...
30 Huhti 20min
🦶 “Foot Fetish” — Birkenstocks’ nail polish. Dubai’s OPEC exit. NYC’s maiden Air Taxi. +1st AI Store
NYC just got its 1st electric air taxi flight from Joby on Uber… It’s the “1,000-Foot Economy”Birkenstock launched cosmetics for your feet… cause the road to Gen Z is through skin.Dubai just quit OPEC...
29 Huhti 21min
👊 “Real Housewives of Tech” — Elon vs. Altman. Spotify’s Peloton hookup. Ube’s viral surge. +Wedding Dress Ozempic
Spotify is now streaming Peloton workouts… It’s a Taylor-Swift-Travis-Kelce Deal.Ube is the viral produce du jour… like matcha, it’s a case of “Cultural Arbitrage.”Elon Musk vs. Sam Altman began in fe...
28 Huhti 20min
🏈 “Endorse My Ball” — Fernando Mendoza’s LinkedIn-ing. Intel’s chip-rip-dip. The Vatican’s AI savior. +Uber Spy Pricing
Fernando Mendoza went #1 in the NFL Draft… but the real winner is actually LinkedIn.Intel stock hit all-time high for the first time since 2000… because when software dips, chips rip.The institution t...
27 Huhti 22min
🫦 “Emotional staples” — L’Oreal’s lipstick effect. Tesla’s not-self-driving cars. Business Trip ROI. +Adult pregaming
Lipstick is economic soup for the stressed soul… And L’Oreal is the Lipstick Effect in real life.Elon dropped a truth bomb: 4M Teslas can’t drive themselves… Up next? Operation Body Shop.Should you as...
24 Huhti 22min
🐭 “DisneyWings” — Spirit should sell to Disney. Chipotle’s dopamine app. SpaceX’s AI pivot. +Mascot $$$
Spirit Airlines is getting a $500M Gov’t bailout… but once again, we’re pitching Disney Airlines.Chipotle is turning its rewards app into Nintendo… because dopamine daily drives demand.SpaceX just mad...
23 Huhti 22min
