🥊 “Fight Club” — Paramount’s $7.7B UFC deal. Nvidia’s export tax. Fazit’s $40M face glitter. + Instant Ramen.
Paramount is paying $7.7 billion to stream the Ultimate Fighting Championship for 7 years… because 100 million Americans watch UFC.Nvidia & AMD will pay the US government 15% of their China sales… it’...
12 Elo 202521min
🍣 “Miso Pilates” — Nobu’s hospitality empire. ChatGPT-5’s therapist. Crocs vs Stocks. +Labubu Raves.
Michelin-star restaurant Nobu now has 42 hotels… and it’s got pilates studios too?ChatGPT-5 is being called the biggest development in AI history… the latest version is more therapist-like.The stock m...
11 Elo 202522min
👩❤️💋👨👩❤️💋👨 “Bring a Friend” — Hinge’s double-date. Netflix’s fake K-Pop band. Golf’s profit puppy.
The #1 movie on Netflix is also the #1 album on Spotify… K-Pop Demon Hunters reveals the #1 metric in media.Hinge is defying the dating app downturn… because women love double dates.Despite rainy summ...
8 Elo 202522min
🌴 “Nothing beats a…” — Jet2’s meme-of-the-summer. Uber’s Airbn-beating. The NFL’s ESPN hookup. Kevin = Cash.
One obscure British airline is surging thanks to a TikTok meme… Jet2 is self-roasting.Uber stock is 2x higher than their IPO, while Airbnb’s is down… we found why one’s riding, one’s hiding.The NFL is...
7 Elo 202522min
🍌 “Dancers in the Outfield” — Savannah Bananas’ baseball disruptor. Palantir’s AI beliefs. ThredUp’s tariff win. +Hellman’s mayo wedding.
ThredUp stock is up 600% this year… because Frugal Friendly Finance is winning the trade war.Palantir is named after LOTR, but is it Sauron or Frodo?… Either way, it’s stock is #1 this year.The Savann...
6 Elo 202522min
🀄👵 “Crazy Rich Aces” — Mahjong’s “GrannyCore” surge. Elon’s record bonus. NY Post’s Californiacation. Hennessey’s rap biz.
The hot new networking opportunity… is playing a 200-year-old Chinese game: Mahjong.Tesla gave Elon the biggest bonus in human history… during the biggest drop in business history.The NY Post is expan...
5 Elo 202523min
🤓 “Ivy League-ish” — Harvard’s profit puppy. eBay’s all-time-high. Trickle Down AI-nomics. IBO = Initial Baby Offering.
Harvard’s biggest profit puppy? Executive Education… They’re stretching the Crimson to earn some cash.eBay stock is (shockingly) at an all-time high… Because eBay now tracks “enthusiasm” as an officia...
4 Elo 202522min
🎯 “Find My Kid” — Skechers’ AirTag shoe. Figma’s designer IPO. Ford’s tariff tax. + Celsius’ Vodka surprise.
Skechers launched the 1st shoe built for Apple AirTags… It’s the “Track My Kid Era.”Figma stock 3x’d for the biggest American IPO in 4 years… because everything is now design. It’s Tariff Deadline Day...
1 Elo 202522min
