
đ âSloppy Soundtracksâ â Spotifyâs AI purge. NFLâs 3 huge sales. Starbucksâ McDonald moment. + Anthropologieâs $1K rock.
Starbucks is decaffeinating itself, closing 400 stores⊠but thereâs hope for Starbs at McDonaldâs.3 NFL teams just sold at record prices... They sold to Private Equity, but what about fan shares?Spoti...
26 Syys 202522min

đ” âWho is Mamadou?â â Uberâs perfect delivery guy. Nvidiaâs OpenAI circularity. Exec Assistants-for-All. +Sorority $$$ Surge.
Who is Mamadou?... The 5.0 perfect delivery mystery is Uberâs big marketing opportunity.Nvidia paid OpenAI $100B, so that OpenAI can pay Nvidia $100B?... Itâs circular financing.The new flex at work? ...
25 Syys 202522min

đŁ âCapitalism Rollâ â Sushiâs US surge. Ouraâs $11B Ring. Okloâs nuclear Trump speech. +Ben Stiller soda.
Sushi is surging in America, specifically grocery store sushi⊠because convenience is king.Oura just hit a $11B valuation selling their tech rings⊠and itâs thanks to women and soldiers.Oklo stock has...
24 Syys 202522min

đ§ž âBear Squeezeâ â Build-A-Bearâs 2,500% surge. H-1Bâs $100K visa fee. Beliâs Yelp-etition. +SNLâs talent accelerator.
Trump jacked up the fee of H-1B visas to $100K⊠The economic lens? Itâs a tariff on people.Build-A-Bearâs stock is surging this year⊠because 92% of us still have a childhood teddy bear.Beli is viral ...
23 Syys 202522min

đ âCuffing Sznâ â Rayaâs dating club. Olive Gardenâs petite parm. TikTok FlipFlop. +September Stock Diss.
The top dating app right now is a secret: Raya⊠Itâs got a waitlist bigger than Philadelphia.We have TikTok deal, itâs approved, but we donât know the details?⊠Weâll explain the TikTok FlipFlop.The O...
22 Syys 202522min

đ âAir Force Kirklandâ â Nikeâs Costco sneaker. Amexâs $895 mirror card. Jimmy Kimmelâs cancellation. +Kevin Durantâs crypto password.
Amex just jacked up the fee for its Platinum card to $895⊠so we used AI to optimize the points.Did Nike just collab with Costco on a shoe?... Could be a deepfake - or an intentional Nike leak.Jimmy K...
19 Syys 202522min

âïž âNo you hang up!â â Landlinesâ comeback. SharkNinjaâs influencer army. The Fedâs D-Day. +Nike/Nobu Sushi Club.
Landline phones are making a comeback, led by the brand Tin Can⊠and itâs because of Millennial parents.SharkNinja sells gadgets in 35 categories⊠and pays influencers $700M to promote them..The Feder...
18 Syys 202523min

đïž âeyePhoneâ â Zuckâs screen-in-lens glasses. Kodakâs renaissance moment. Quarterly Earnings psych. +Treadmill trends.
Meta leaked that theyâre launching new smart glasses today⊠with a screen on the lens. Kodak is back with a camera that sold out⊠thanks to Labubu dolls.Trump wants to end quarterly earnings⊠So weâll...
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