💁♀️ “AI For Moms” — Dazzle’s FemmeBot. DoorDash’s Instacart haul. Royal Caribbean’s Panama Canal. +Octo-bull
DoorDash is reportedly close to buying Instacart for $17B… because gig app winter is here.Marissa Mayer’s Dazzle launched an AI app for women… inspired by FUBU: For Us, By Us.Royal Caribbean is launch...
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🐜 “ANTsy” — Anthropic’s IPO files. Candy Corn’s Copier. Chief of Staffs’ surge. +Bahston Ahccent
Anthropic is giving 1 supershare to its 7 co-founders… but the prices are in the tokens.Candy Corn is dominated by a company who copied it… in the fertile crescent of fructose.And Chief of Staff is th...
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🏀 “No Rings Attached” — The Knicks’ phishing debacle. Warhound’s $1B super-puppy. Country Clubs’ fun-pivot. +Pop-Biz Costumes
Grab your Tickets to the IPO Tour: Our In-Person OfferingSeattle 11/4 (21+): https://www.axs.com/events/1446394/the-best-one-yet-ticketsThe Knicks reportedly withheld championship rings for certain em...
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🧹 “Don’t make the bed” — Airbnb’s chore ban. Zuck’s California empire. Skullcandy’s fighter brand. +Baby-Free airline
Grab your Tickets to the IPO Tour: Our In-Person OfferingSeattle 11/4 (21+): https://www.axs.com/events/1446394/the-best-one-yet-ticketsAirbnb is banning “unreasonable” checkout tasks… And going luxe ...
23 Loka 22min
🎷 “Sax Sells” — Saxophone’s viral comeback. RAV4’s goldilocks problem. Anthropic’s SpaceX rental. +Caliquila
Toyota created America’s perfect car: The RAV4… But sales are down because TOO MUCH demand.The saxophone is surging… because its sound is “inimitable”.SpaceX is AI’s landlord, Anthropic is an AI rente...
22 Loka 21min
👀 “Deceptively Good Marketing” — A24’s Elizabeth Holmes hit. Hermès’ emerging suburbs. Supplement acid strips. +Failure Day
Hermès’ new emerging market? American suburbs… Call them “Nashvillionaires.”“You Can See Everything” has a 21% chance to win Best Picture… Because Nathan Fielder has a strategy.Olive oil in shampoo bo...
21 Loka 21min
🥐 “WTFrance?” — France’s economic ills. Mark Wahlberg's longevity gym. Elon’s stock giveaway. +NBA billboarding
France’s worst social crisis in years are because of Inflation… but they’re also based on retirement.Mark Walburg launched Municipal gym to beat Equinox… Costco proves it works?Elon Musk is giving 1 s...
20 Loka 22min
🪽 “The Spacester” — Tesla’s flying car. Reese Witherspoon’s boomerang. AI’s hot standup comics. +KFC breakup
Tesla’s flying car might never get sold… but it was marketing the stock, not the car.Reese Witherspoon bought back Hello Sunshine for 96% off… cause media has human souls.AI is stealing comedians’ jok...
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