🍳 “Chef BoyarDoorDash” — Amazon Prime spider web. DoorDash’s kitchen. Comcast’s anti-Disney.
DoorDash just launched a new ghost kitchen, but the shocker is who’s actually whipping up the eggs… DoorDash is chef. Comcast isn’t just keeping you on hold to complain about the internet speed — it’s...
30 Heinä 202117min
🧊 “The secret cold brew lab” — Starbucks’ nitro party. Athleta’s Simone Biles moment. Chips’ ice cream headache
Starbucks just snagged a record quarter because your cold brews are Starbucks’ new profit puppy. Simone Biles just put her mental health before a gold medal, and her sponsor Athleta made the same move...
29 Heinä 202116min
🥳 “The Lassie of profit puppies” — Apple’s growth flip. Philip Morris’ self-loathing. Louis Vuitton’s handbag record.
Apple just told us that its iPhone business is literally as big as Costco. Cigarette-maker Phillip Morris just asked the UK government to ban… cigarettes. And the biggest company in Europe is now luxu...
28 Heinä 202115min
🛍️ “Not PrimeCoin” — Amazon’s Bitcoin drama. Hasbro’s secret movie. Lucid’s semi-zucking.
Bitcoin just jumped 15% after a PFWTM mentioned that Amazon will accept Bitcoin and then launch its own crypto… but then everything changed at 4:55pm. Hasbro shares jumped 12% on My Little Pony love, ...
27 Heinä 202116min
👙 “Airbnb for Pools” — Facebook’s “Metaverse”. Swimply’s pool play. Kim-Clark’s shrinkflation.
Facebook reports earnings this week, but the real story is that Zuck’s been building a Metaverse this whole time. Swimply just became the Airbnb for pools, and that’s kind of a problem for Airbnb. And...
26 Heinä 202116min
🌯 “The $50 Billion Burrito” — Olympics’ money. Chipotle’s 2 lives. The Opioid $26B settlement.
The Olympics kick off today in Tokyo, so we’re looking at who actually wins the Olympics. Chipotle stock just hit a record high because it just discovered it’s actually 2 different restaurants. And we...
23 Heinä 202120min
🤕 “Fail Fast and Make Things” — Tesla’s SuperChargers. Varsity Inc.’s payday. Twitter’s un-Zucking.
Tesla’s kept a profit puppy hidden from us the last few years… but now it’s giving it away to competitors? College athletes are about to profit off themselves, so we got off the bench to gameplan the ...
22 Heinä 202118min
🎳 “El Duderino of the Pins” — Bowlero’s $2.6B. Peloton’s 1st video game. Moderna’s Arya Stark.
Peloton just announced a video game because it needs you to stay on the bike like Donkey Kong is forcing you to. The biggest bowling alley on Earth is going public because the casual athlete has becom...
21 Heinä 202117min
