Rise and Come, Sunshine! (Morning Masturbation, Refractory Periods, and Sexy Fanny Packs)
Send us a text I tried the ultimate life hack - morning masturbation! This is how it went, what it did for me, and how I might tweak it to make it even better! Also: morning sex, getting the middle of the night hornies, and the lucky bastards who can pull off any look. If you get turned on by the idea of catching someone masturbating or getting caught yourself, you're going to love Caught Fapping! Use the code LOVEEMMA when you sign up to get an amazing deal on your membership! https://ww...
23 Maalis 202235min
Unsolicited Sexual Advice (Rating Dicks, Next Level Anal, and Daddy Dom 101)
Send us a text People on Reddit need some help, and we’re going to give it to them! Well, kind of. This week, we’re offering unsolicited advice about dick ratings, squirting from anal sex, and how to ease into DDlg! Did you know St. Patrick’s porn deals are a thing? Well, they are! And Adult Time has a great sale going on right now - and use the code LOVEEMMA to get an even bigger discount on a 30-day membership! https://www.iyalc.com/adulttimexxx/go.php?pr=8&su=1&si=489&ad=274...
16 Maalis 202258min
(TEASER) Two Chatty Cathys: Dick Injury, Polyamory TV, and Two Awkward Weirdos
Send us a text Hey everyone! This is a little clip from our recent Two Chatty Cathys bonus episode! We talked about: Jake's minor but mysterious dick injury 🍆 Half-naked dude double standards 🤭 A polyamorous TV show you've probably never seen 📺 Emma's third time joining Fetlife 😅 How pathetically socially awkward we are 😬 Why you never hear us on other podcasts 🤫 And a record breaking "we should go" - a full 20 minutes before we're done! 😂 If you'd like to hear the whole thing, j...
11 Maalis 20222min
Premature Female Orgasms (Starter Pussy and Orgasm Embarrassment)
Send us a text Very few women ever deal with premature orgasms. And because life hands me all the lemons, I was one of them. This week, we’re talking about premature female orgasms, how to manage them, and how I got over mine! Also: being nasty, why solo edging is so much harder, and single handedly fixing the orgasm gap! If you need a really good edging toy, you should definitely try the Pillow Talk Sultry! And use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order! https://www...
9 Maalis 202240min
Ride the Camel Toe Slide (Pussyjobs, Closeup Porn, and the Hottest Cumshots)
Send us a text It's the perfect way to tease a pussy! This week, we're talking about pussyjobs - what makes them so hot, great positions, and amazing cumshots! Also: getting rid of our useless van, the first time Jake made me squirt, closeup porn, and I come up with a new side hustle! If you want a really good thruster, you've got to try the Velvet Mini Teddy! Use the code LOVEEMMA at checkout to save 15% on your entire order! https://www.bettystoybox.com/collections/all/products/the-thru...
2 Maalis 202245min
Bathsturbation (Showerheads, Waterproof Toys, and Masturbating Like a Mermaid)
Send us a text Do you know why women love taking long baths? Because it’s the perfect place for comfortable, luxurious, and relaxing masturbation! This week, we’re talking about how I became a bathsturbator, my favorite toys for getting off in the bath, and Jake’s fond bath handjob memory! Also: the bath voyeur armchair, why bathsturbation never took off for the fellas, recreational tit jiggling, and we have a new kitten! Want some waterproof sex toys that are really fun to use in the bath? C...
23 Helmi 202252min
(UNLOCKED) Taking My Happy Horny Pills
Send us a text I've been too under the weather to record this week, so here's a bonus episode instead! This was recorded back when I was feeling much, much, much better. I had started Prozac to manage some of my chronic illnesses and I was enjoying some very horny side effects! We'll be back next week with some brand new stuff! And if you want to access to all our other bonus episodes, join us for our porn watchalong series The Pillow Talk Film Society, or just plain support a sick girl,...
16 Helmi 202234min
The Perfect Blowjob (Facefucking, Ball Licking, and Frisky Girls)
Send us a text I asked Jake to tell me all of his blowjob preferences. That fucker made a list - a long one too! This week, we go over everything he loves in a blowjob - in plenty of detail. We agree about eye contact, disagree about his balls, and I learn how to give him perfect head! Also: boosted and chilling, Jake’s possible secret humiliation kink, and my new favorite flavored lube! If you want to try lots of delicious flavored lubes, you’ve got to check out the selection on ...
9 Helmi 20221h 14min
