E53: Trained Spy

Perhaps someone put broken glass under the accompanists tire that morning, or offered them a hefty incentive to not make it on time-perhaps the spy handler conducting my black ops even instructed me t...

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Be Your Own Pyramid Scheme.

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I do miss my lack of interiority and might bring it back. I also feel like when Elon Musk creates an app for our thoughts to be directly broadcasted to individual Twitter accounts via microchips, that...

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Going back over every memory of every interaction you have in order to grasp at the truth of whether everyone you know is a spy is a perfect way to test the success of Dianetics auditing.

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I am out here getting murdered by the full blown multi-interest black ops trying to take me down at every level and I am just a pure bastion of light and love in spite of it all. On March 18th at 8:30...

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I have to say, tonight when I saw a Google Doc of a resume from my honeytraps email account, shared with me on October 7, 2018–I felt a little like Beethoven in “Immortal Beloved”. Sadly, a strong inv...

11 Helmi 202329min

I want to tell y’all a little story about a trip to the candy store that changed the life of a little girl who decided that she would one day run for office. Also, if my honeytrap is listening, I want...

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