E114: Robot Dog Day Afternoon Part II

Perhaps someone put broken glass under the accompanists tire that morning, or offered them a hefty incentive to not make it on time-perhaps the spy handler conducting my black ops even instructed me t...

11 Maalis 202313min

11 Maalis 202359min

Be Your Own Pyramid Scheme.

5 Maalis 202337min

I do miss my lack of interiority and might bring it back. I also feel like when Elon Musk creates an app for our thoughts to be directly broadcasted to individual Twitter accounts via microchips, that...

28 Helmi 20231h 16min

Going back over every memory of every interaction you have in order to grasp at the truth of whether everyone you know is a spy is a perfect way to test the success of Dianetics auditing.

19 Helmi 202320min

I am out here getting murdered by the full blown multi-interest black ops trying to take me down at every level and I am just a pure bastion of light and love in spite of it all. On March 18th at 8:30...

17 Helmi 202333min

I have to say, tonight when I saw a Google Doc of a resume from my honeytraps email account, shared with me on October 7, 2018–I felt a little like Beethoven in “Immortal Beloved”. Sadly, a strong inv...

11 Helmi 202329min

I want to tell y’all a little story about a trip to the candy store that changed the life of a little girl who decided that she would one day run for office. Also, if my honeytrap is listening, I want...

6 Helmi 202348min