r/AITA "BUY ME A HOUSE!

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is a skilled cook who has cracked the code on cooking competitions. She knows exactly what type of recipes online cooking competitions are looking for, so she knows how to submit the winning recipe and secure the prize money. However, on one competition, the person running the contest stiffs OP on her prize money. She decides to scam the scammer by tricking him into hiring her for a critical position in the company, and then revealing at the last second that it was her all along. Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

8 Maalis 202218min

r/Nuclearrevenge In today's episode, OP has to deal with an incredibly toxic landlord and his corrupt wife. OP gets tired of dealing with his landlord's harassment, so he decides to investigate some of his landlord's strange behavior. Why doesn't the landlord just file an eviction notice? Well, it's because the landlord can't legally rent out that property because he and his wife forged illegal government documents. OP uncovers their corrupt scheme, reports them to the cops, and watches as their entire family gets arrested! Go to ExpressVPN.com/slash to get 3 months free with a 1 year subscription. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

7 Maalis 202222min

r/TIFU Today's episode is a wild one... It's a story about how OP obliterated his wife's pet fish. Yes, the story really is as ridiculous as it sounds. The family fish was dying, and OP's wife asked him to put it out of its misery. Does OP give the fish a dignified end? No, of course not! He tries to Thanos snap the fish out of existence by smashing it into a million pieces. Now the beloved fish is reduced to goo and OP's poor wife is sobbing due to emotional trauma. Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

6 Maalis 202220min

r/AmITheA**hole We've all heard the story before: "It's either me or the pet!" Normally, you expect that argument to be about a cat or a dog, but this time it's about a horse. OP is a horse girl who loves spending time at the farm with her horse. Her new boyfriend absolute hates her horse and demands that she sells it. He even refuses to allow her to spend time at the farm, insisting that she should want to spend every waking second with him instead. Who's the butthole here? Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Maalis 202219min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an absolutely insane interaction with a teacher. OP wasn't able to finish a homework assignment because he was literally in a coma for a few days. The teacher refuses to believe him, so she demands that OP does the homework anyway. OP complies by handwriting the homework on hospital stationary, and also includes a few photos of himself hooked up to hospital equipment just to seal the deal! Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Maalis 202217min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP inadvertently destroys an wedding! OP's friend was cheated on, and then mysteriously her friend lost her wedding dress and jewelry. Later, OP gets invited to the ex husband's wedding, where she recognizes the stolen wedding dress and jewelry. OP alerts her friend, who calls the cops on them DURING the wedding! People are unsurprisingly furious about the wedding being ruined, so is OP the butthole? Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

3 Maalis 202220min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP has an interesting encounter with airport security. He was wearing a jacket without a shirt underneath, and the TSA demanded that he take off his jacket. He tried to warn them that he wasn't wearing a shirt underneath so that's probably a bad idea, but the security guard doubled down. Eventually the manager got involved in this story of airport malicious compliance! Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2 Maalis 202219min

r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, are you looking for a man? Well to get this prime specimen of masculinity, all you have to do submit a girlfriend application. This guy is looking for a stupid, submissive girl who will cook 3 meals a day and has no guy friends. To make it even creepier, he's also got some strong opinions about race. He wants a submissive Japanese waifu who will worship her husbando by sending him nudes every day. Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Maalis 202221min