r/AITA "BUY ME A HOUSE!

r/Prorevenge OP is dating a girl in high school, and he discovers that she's been secretly cheating on him by finding guys to hook up with online. Luckily for OP, he's also tutoring her in a very important subject at school. Instead of getting mad, OP gets even? He photoshops fake lesson plans to trick his girlfriend into learning wrong information so that she's guaranteed to fail the class and delay her graduation! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Touko 202122min

r/Nuclearrevenge In today's story, OP starts dating a girl named Lisa, and he falls for her hard. After a night of drinking, he discovers that she has been cheating on him repeatedly throughout their entire relationship. What follows is an incredibly epic, toxic, and destructive plan for revenge wherein OP systematically destroys every aspect of her life. He's so destructive in his path for vengeance that he even destroys his own life as well, but nothing can stop OP from hurting his cheating ex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Touko 202125min

r/Idontworkherelady In today's episode, OP takes his dog to visit the animal shelter so he can donate some pet supplies. A Karen at the shelter with her son sees OP's dog and just thinks, "A dog at a shelter? It must be adoptable!" She demands to be able to adopt OP's dog, despite OP telling her that his dog isn't up for adoption. Eventually, the shelter employee gets involved and has to tell Karen that she can't just adopt any dog she wants. Lady, you can't just try to take someone's dog. Haven't you ever watched John Wick? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Touko 202119min

r/Pettyrevenge What is this, the Jerry Springer show? Nah, just r/Pettyrevenge! In today's story, OP's husband breaks up with her out of the blue, and then OP's husband starts living with OP's sister. Her husband swears up and down that he's now sleeping with her sister. Yeah, right! Then OP shouldn't need to warn him that her sister has an STD, right? If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Touko 202119min

r/AmITheA**hole OP is the product of his mother's affair, which resulted in his father divorcing his mother. As a result, OP's mother blames him and treats him like absolute garbage throughout his entire life. She even convinces the rest of her family to bully him as well. The abuse gets so bad that he leaves to live on his own. Well, eventually OP becomes fairly successful, and OP's mom comes knocking because she wants money for life-saving medical treatment. OP tells her to pound sand, but then has second thoughts and thinks that he might be the butthole. What do you think? https://anchor.fm/rslash/subscribe Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Touko 202119min

r/AmITheA**hole OP is a teenage girl who's attending an event with her parent's friends. She also has much darker skin than her siblings. When she goes to clean the dishes, one of the party guests starts talking to OP and just assumes that OP is the maid, apparently because of her dark skin. OP, being a teenager, pranks the guest by going along with their assumption and calling her siblings "young master." When the truth gets revealed, the guest is so embarrassed she has to leave. Who's the butthole here: OP or the guest? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Touko 202120min

r/Maliciouscompliance OP is enlisted in the military, and he also works a normal 9-5 job. He gets orders to appear for a training drill, so he informs his boss. Like an absolute idiot, OP's boss tries to tell him that coming into work is more important than showing up for military duty, so OP will be fired if he skips work. Well, turns out that violating an active soldier's rights is a pretty big deal in the eyes of the US military. After OP makes just one phone call, the manager is stumbling over himself trying to apologize to OP. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Touko 202118min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, an uptight manager decides that OP's uniform isn't up to company standards. OP wears shorts while he collects shopping carts from the parking lot in 90 degree heat. The manager threatens OP, "Change your uniform, or you're fired!" Sure thing, boss! OP walked off the job and didn't come back, leaving his stupid manager to collect all those carts himself! If you like this content, subscribe for more daily Reddit episodes! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Touko 202119min