ANGST & INERTIA6 Joulu 2019

OUIJA BOARD DEATH SECRETS EXPOSED

This episode was smuggled out of Eastern Germany near the end of the Cold War, transported on 8mm film uncomfortably hidden up the rectal cavity of a dashing young British double agent who died at the Brandenburg Gate Sven a suspicious Stazi soldier forced the spy to drink Irish Whisky and four Lemmon Quaaludes, resulting in induced diarrhea that expelled the supernatural propaganda as well as most of the noble lieutenants water weight, causing him to die painfully by dehydration without even provided the dignity of a last meal nor a last roll of toilet paper, which prevented his family from giving him an open casket funeral. Many speculate that the causation of this run of shitty bad luck could be traced to the night before, when he was tasked with recording the ouija board session with famous German sky Mata Hari, a woman so beautiful she could seduce even a castrated home sexual man impotent from opiate addiction, which is no small achievement. In the end it has taken 68 years and countless bribes, thefts and even murders to bring this secret information to the world, so stop whatever you are doing, it is meaningless against the profound truths you are about to hear, but beware, such truths are rarely free and come at a price too high to calculate because of the tricky math involved in inflationary algebraic coefficient factoring for domestic GDP of course.

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ANXIETY & DEPRESSION: AN ANALYSIS

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14 Joulu 201932min

ELON MUSK VISITS ME TO SMOKE BLUNT & DEBATE SIMULATION THEORY

WE GET THE SMARTEST GUY ALIVE BOTH STONED AND LAID WHILE HE WAXES PHILOSOPHICAL ABOUT SIMULATION THEORY AND EATS CHEETOS

14 Joulu 201953min

MEANINGLESSNESS OF LIFE ACCORDING TO WOODY ALLEN / AN EXAMINATION OF EXISTENTIAL PURPOSE

WE DISCUSS WOODY ALLEN’S THEORY OF LIFE AND ITS IMPLICATIONS IF TRUE, EXPLORING THE PURPOSE OF LIFE WITHIN A MEANINGLESS PARADIGM AND FINALLY DISCUSSING THE ROLE OF THE ARTIST TO PROVIDE THE POPULACE ...

11 Joulu 201928min

IS LIFE A SIMULATION?

WE EXPLORE THE THESIS OF NICK BOSTROM ANS HIS THEORY THAT LIFE IS JUST A COMPUTER SIMULATION. THIS NOTION IS NOT NEW, AS IT HAS BEEN BEST EXPRESSED IN THE BRILLIANT 1999 FILM “THE MATRIX”. BUT IF ITS ...

10 Joulu 20191h

LOSING YOUR FATHER & THEN FINDING YOURSELF: MOTHER & DAUGHTER MARILYN SPEAKS ABOUT TRAUMA & HEALING

A VERY BRAVE OLD FRIEND MARILYN WHOM I MET 22 YEARS AGO DISCUSSES HER CHALLENGING LIFE AND THE LOSS SHE EXPERIENCED BY NOT HAVING A FATHER AND SURVIVING A RAPE AND ATTEMPTED MURDER BEFORE SHE WAS ABUS...

8 Joulu 20191h

FLAT EARTH: EVEN IF YOU THINK IT SOUNDS LIKE THE STUPIDEST THING I BET YOU LOSER CHANGES THEIR NAME

This is an episode about one of the dumbest conspiracy theories ever to be devised by mankind which is the flat earth argument however I was once a skeptic who abandoning my bias and prejudice and pre...

4 Joulu 201926min

MANUFACTURING EUPHORIA

AN EXAMINATION ON WRESTING BACK CONTROL OF THE ORGAN OF INTELLECT, THE LOCUS OF THE CORTEX OF SUBCONSCIOUS EXISTENTIAL INTROSPECTION, EMOTIONAL CLEANSING OF THE TRAUMA THAT TRIGGERS THE PAIN OF SELF-A...

2 Joulu 20191h