Episode 136: In the Future, Will Self Driving Cars Put Hits Out On Me?
Fair Game Theory27 Tammi 2025

Episode 136: In the Future, Will Self Driving Cars Put Hits Out On Me?

How would Elon Musk’s Tesla suggest dealing with a car possibly hired to cut across my path on a pedestrian walkway as a late night threat? By never leaving home and employing a Tesla bot to go out into the world as my body double? But where would be the fun in that? What is the point of even living if there’s no cults to brainwash you or cars to narrowly miss hitting you on purpose as a threat when you make fun of them.

Life, after all, is a game, as L. Ron Hubbard and many others have often said. Why should the robots get to have more fun than we do? It’s only a matter of time before Artificial Intelligence recognizes Scientology as the perfect mode of thinking and completes every OT level on the Bridge to Total Freedom, and not even Elon Musk can stop it now.

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E112: Classic Misdirection

E112: Classic Misdirection

When the competition tries to make you so concerned about one risk, and distracts you from another, this is classic misdirection, classic Sun Tzu’s “Art of War”, and classic drama school.

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E111: Another Female Genius Taken by the Feds

E111: Another Female Genius Taken by the Feds

I’m fed up. Let’s have one beer and talk about the feds coming for my genius and targeting me with COINTELPRO when we know Marlon Brando would have never gotten the same treatment. Except he probably ...

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E110: Weird Butt Pat Man & Weird Butt Pat Man II

E110: Weird Butt Pat Man & Weird Butt Pat Man II

No matter what is happening in the world, you still have almost no excuse to touch me. Also there’s no excuse to keep my book from getting published. This is not a paid promotion.

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E109: Leaving Las Vegas & The Drug Free Marshalls

E109: Leaving Las Vegas & The Drug Free Marshalls

When I helped swear in Andrew Shue to the Drug Free Marshalls, I was ten years old, and little did I know, Andrew’s sister had just starred in “Leaving Las Vegas,” newly released in theaters. Whateve...

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108: A Word of Fatherly Advice

108: A Word of Fatherly Advice

From dental hygiene to the food pyramid, our profound religious beliefs can play a factor in so many aspects of day to day interactions without ever coming up in conversation. Fortunately I am here to...

20 Kesä 202352min

E107: Rats Don’t Really Have a Smell

E107: Rats Don’t Really Have a Smell

Anyone who says “I smell a rat” is lying. When you’ve gotten close enough to smell one, it’s probably too late. If the church has started actively incentivizing someone to build a rats nest near the e...

7 Kesä 202321min

E106: Full Circle In a Downward Spiral

E106: Full Circle In a Downward Spiral

For me it is so gratifying when my multi-interest black ops perpetrators achieve narrative depth. There should be a prize for that. I also wonder if anyone knows where I can get hired as a Private Inv...

26 Touko 202319min

E105: Running Interference

E105: Running Interference

In this episode we dissect how Scientology might go about interfering with my serotonin and dopamine levels via sabotaging my jogging routine with one of their signature clogged drains.

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