MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME WORKING AT A GAY BAR! r/TIFU  - Reddit Stories
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MY PARENTS CAUGHT ME WORKING AT A GAY BAR! r/TIFU - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime r TIFU I acquired baby ducks from a mom duck who put them in danger, played them a duck noise video almost a week of having them, and they started crying for their mom and trying to leave their play pen. :( I cleaned my kitchen, invited parents for dinner, got high and damaged my tit leaning over a cactus, which was soothed with holy water from my mother and then proceeded to flash my father, had a nice but awkward steak pie dinner afterwards. Went to a job interview asked if we could eat lunch in the office not go out. CEO took offense to the accommodation request and the recruiter said that was why I didn't get the job. I've read all the comments so far. Best com Pretended to be vegan to impress a girl, ate way too much at her family's dinner, nuked her toilet and got caught. Now I'm single and traumatized by tofu. I trusted a fart while trying to pee at work and it failed me. There is now a literal crapy pair of my underwear sitting in the dumpster across the street. I exploited a rewards program and can’t get over the guilt of technically being a thief. Paid it forward to someone at a drive-thru for letting me in during a chaotic hour. Attempted to buy their order, assuming they followed in after letting me through but it turns out that they let a second person in. So someone got two freebies today! Haven't slept well this week, auto-piloted and did auto theft. Got daughter to school on time.



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r/entitledparents | "GIVE YOUR BROTHER YOUR $1300 LAPTOP!"

r/entitledparents | "GIVE YOUR BROTHER YOUR $1300 LAPTOP!"

r entitledparents where Karen steals all my Pokémon cards. Disney mom cult saves the day. EM's didn't understand I can't cut hair when I couldn't see. EP wants the pool for her precious brat. My mom is angry with me because I won’t give my sibling my $1300 laptop. The City needs to accomodate my kid's sleeping schedule Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Elo 202021min

r/maliciouscompliance | The CEO made me call IT during Church...

r/maliciouscompliance | The CEO made me call IT during Church...

r maliciouscompliance where You want me to call IT for a non-work important issue during a crunch time? Ok. All questions go to you even though you’re new? Ok. You want my dad to cut his hair? He'll comply. Oh, I'll fill your donut, lady.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Elo 202020min

r/prorevenge | I made my Boss look stupid in front of THEIR Boss...

r/prorevenge | I made my Boss look stupid in front of THEIR Boss...

r prorevenge where I'll make you look stupid to your boss. There's always a smarter person than you. Make me work past the time the law says I can? I get the manager fired. Disobeying rules because you're in a rush? Time for a lesson in patience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Elo 202018min

r/maliciouscompliance | "Accuse me of FAKING a signature? Okay I will..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "Accuse me of FAKING a signature? Okay I will..."

r maliciouscompliance where Want to speak to my manager? I hope you like rolls! So you accuse my daughter of faking my signature? Hey honey, want to practice falsifying mommy's signature? You want a test every day? Fine. You aren't responsible for damage because there isn't a fence or curb? Ok, we'll get a 4200 lb 2 1/2 x 5 foot "curb" “May I call you John?” “Call me big mama” Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Elo 202017min

r/idontworkherelady | I called the COPS on a CRAZY Entitled Karen...

r/idontworkherelady | I called the COPS on a CRAZY Entitled Karen...

r idontworkherelady where Lady mistakes me for employee and makes me come late back from break Lady calls me a dirty liar, then spits my tea on me! IDWHL, btw... Karen yells at me, so I got some revenge. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Elo 202018min

r/entitledparents | ENTITLED Dad REFUSES to Pay for Pizza Delivery

r/entitledparents | ENTITLED Dad REFUSES to Pay for Pizza Delivery

r entitledparents where according to my mother, if I dont want to go on a last-minute holiday, I shouldn't play games in that time either. Entitled Mother says my Cousin trying to set fire to my bedroom is no big deal. Entitled Dad doesn't want to wait for a pizza or pay for delivery. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Elo 202016min

r/maliciouscompliance | I need to WORK where I'm scheduled to WORK...

r/maliciouscompliance | I need to WORK where I'm scheduled to WORK...

r maliciouscompliance where Just work where you’re scheduled to work. That’s it.” say less boss. Parent gets exactly what she wanted. Don't talk to me unless it makes sense! » OK. Follow the cheer instructions. Bus Driver hates sodas Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Elo 202020min

r/prorevenge | Don't return my Tools? I'll make you LOSE your BUSINESS!

r/prorevenge | Don't return my Tools? I'll make you LOSE your BUSINESS!

r prorevenge where Don’t want to return my tools or pay me? Enjoy losing your business Roommates don’t respect my boundaries, I get them evicted in less than a day. Don't scam a Bot Developer. Fake a Broken Arm? I'll Get You Dead-Lined. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

18 Elo 202018min

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