2.1.16 笑话《老人丢车》

Find the transcript of glossary under "Stories", "Joke stories" on http://www.learningchinesethroughstories.com An old man decided to put three locks on his newly-bought bicycle after losing his previous one. And he also left a note to any potential thief. On the following day, his bicycle was kept well; however, he also saw something unbelievable... 一老人丢车，当他将新买的自行车放在楼下时，他上了三把锁并夹了张纸："让你丫偷！"第二天，车没有丢，并多了两把锁和一张纸："让你丫骑!" 丢 diū Verb, to lose 将 jiāng Pretransitive, same with "把" 自行车 zìxíngchē Noun, bicycle 楼下 lóu xià Noun phrase, downstairs 上锁 shàng suǒ Verb phrase, to lock the lock 把 bǎ Measure word for "lock" 并 bìng Conjunction word, (not only…,) but also… 夹 jiá Verb, to place in between (我)让你…… (wǒ) ràng nǐ…… (I) won't let you do… as you want. 丫 yā Curse word in Beijing dialect, usually follows "你"，to express one's anger about "you", the other interlocutor. Exchangeable with "他妈的"in mandarin. 偷 tōu Verb, to steal 骑 qí Verb, to ride (horse, bicycle)