#0136 - Manliness, Meat Sticks, and Mayhem - 01/16/2025

Today’s show was a blast—I mean, classic me, diving into all the hot topics that get my brain buzzing. I opened up about being “basic” with my love for big-name bands like Tool and The Beatles, and I even made a run at video game trends, realizing that I like pretty much every popular game out there. But let’s not forget the more ridiculous moments, like tackling a Reddit thread on what popular things people can’t stand. Fake eyelashes? Overpriced designer cups? Yeah, I don’t get it either. I even managed to poke fun at myself losing money in casinos and reminiscing about how I could never pull off a proper skin-care routine video—though my listeners agree it’d be hilarious to try. Between that and geeking out over the new Nintendo Switch 2 announcements (underwhelming CGI Joy-Cons, anyone?), it felt like a good time to throw in some light self-deprecation over forgetting my own brilliant topic mid-show because, oh look, Grand Theft Auto 6 hype!

Of course, I couldn’t leave it at just that—I brought the “freak news” energy full throttle. Venomous spiders, porta-potty thefts, parents building insane Hot Wheels tracks—there’s no shortage of weird in the world. And yeah, the cherry on top? Trying to decide which is the most embarrassing way to go—slipping on a banana peel or dying in a porta-potty explosion? It’s weirdly fun getting the listeners in on the banter while I debate side hustles like being a dog groomer or, better yet, getting paid just to hang out with people (call me, let’s chat!). Somehow, in the middle of all this, I gave advice about the new Real ID requirements, griped about my ugly passport photo, and even wrapped it all up with a call for Ghost to release new music. Just another day of spinning random, ridiculous threads and keeping it real with my crew on the Viktor Wilt Show.

0:00 - Popular things that I have no interest in
6:37 - Nintendo Switch 2 Announcement
10:08 - GTA6 rumors
13:25 - The internet is trying to sell me Red Dead swag that I can't afford
17:37 - You've Gotta See This! on East Idaho News
20:25 - Please pay me $1000 because I'm ugly
23:07 - Big Boy spiders, daycare workers arrested for drugging children, the Poozeum, man attacked by octopus
30:24 - Talking about REAL ID travel requirements coming in May
44:03 - Idaho's #1 Baby Bump
47:28 - Whiny men crying about their masculinity being repressed
56:21 - Portable toilets stolen
1:00:52 - Fans criticizing the audio quality of the Ghost concert film
1:03:10 - Jobs that pay tons of money