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67: Sext Me When You Get Home

It isn’t sex…it’s the next best thing!

Sleep-fucking, scamming, and sexting oh my! We cover A LOT this week, so buckle tf up Sloots. This week Sofia had A LOT to say…per usual. Have you ever woken up next to a male creature before and felt *something* poking you ever so slightly in the bum? Us too…well Sofia had a revelation about that this week which may make you hate your significant other. Sorry. Next, we discuss the man, the myth, the legend, Simon Leviev aka THE TINDER SWINDLER (PS…PLEASE check your DM’s sir, we are ready and willing). Sofia discusses her opinion on the swindler and the swindled and that one time she paid a guys phone bill (extremely embarrassing please respect our privacy at this time. Finally, we have a very necessary Sloot University on one of America’s favorite past times…SEXTING! We give you the ins and outs, ways to spice up the most bland sext, AND if you’re as lazy as Sofia, a generated sext-bot that can come up with some spicy things for you on the spot. If you’re listening to this with virgin ears around you, turn this shit UP because it’s time for them to learn a thang or two (if they’re above 18 of course!)

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WEDDING RECAP (part 1)

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3 Syys 45min

wedding bands, fertility update & mourning the past

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27 Elo 40min

homecoming & wedding registry

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21 Elo 29min

hi from my honeymoon

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13 Elo 33min

getting intimate…

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6 Elo 33min

cat calling, roasting my first draft & decision fatigue

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30 Heinä 45min

The World Cup, Barstool & Layla Coming Out

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23 Heinä 48min

reuniting with Alex

Elton John, shouting out my ex boyfriend, tax brackets, issues with sobriety in Cabo, and more! Your favorite cousins are back :) Enjoy Sloots Xxpre-order DADDY ISSUES https://sofiafranklyn.com Follow...

16 Heinä 43min