The Purgatory Tapes 04 - Mother Rubbin’ Demons

Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Joulu 202449min

Carey and Lara brace for the holidays, discussing their Christmas plans and what merry horrors lie beyond 2024. They also talk Karen Huger’s DUI conviction and the already-iconic body cam footage of her arrest, the unknown whereabouts of Hawk Tuah Girl post $HAWK Gate,  Sandoval and Victoria startin’ on Instagram, and why VPR wasn’t meant to live past the 2010s. Back on RHOSLC, Day Two of Lisa’s VIDA Tequila trip from Hell starts off with water aerobics and a day trip on a yacht, with Meredith’s barely conscious melancholy and Britani’s latest cry for attention working in tandem to sink the ship. Bronwyn and Britani square off, which leads to Bronwyn once again confronting Lisa over the schism of their decade-long friendship. Already harrowed from the dog attack, Bronwyn reveals secrets about her marriage with Todd that shake the women to their cores. Later, Mary joins, and the ladies assemble for a dinner that descends into chaos, with the Queen of Sundance threatening an early departure from MexicoListen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Joulu 20241h 12min

Lara and Carey discuss updates in the New Jersey drone mystery, including a Heads Up from the Queen B herself... Bethenny Frankel. This is a crisis, indeed. They also talk Lara going to a place of Miu (Miu) to soothe her existential stress, the wild women of the Taylor Sheridan multiverse, a 20-year-old OnlyFans model raking in $43 million this year alone, a psychiatrist's take on Luigi Mangione, revisiting the Kansas City Three deaths, the new trailer for season three of "White Lotus," and more. Plus, new Reader Mail featuring videos of possible drones in North Jersey!Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Joulu 20244min

Lara and Carey pick up where they left off with Moses and co. still wandering around the original Burning Man Playa. First, they discuss how Vanderpump Rules fits into the Old Testament—specifically Doute. They also talk a cringey new AI Jesus taking tourist meetings in Switzerland.Then in Numbers, a restless God’s gay crisis flares up once again, this time resulting in a surprise census. Using an exhausted Moses and Golden Boy Aaron as official recorders, God divides the Israelites into various tribes, including the Levites, who are tasked with handling their Almighty’s demented furnishing ideas.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

16 Joulu 20241h 6min

Lara and Carey reel from the (allegedly not-so-surprising) news that James Kennedy was arrested for domestic violence -- the same night of Kathy Hilton's DirectTV holiday part where Carey met 5/8 of the Salty Utah Queens. They discuss Lily Phillips, British OnlyFans celeb and Patron Saint of Derbyshire, who is reflecting on the trials and tribulations of getting "ran through" by 100 men. They also talk the openly gay Florida man who is happily married (and monogamous!) to his wife and what this means for f*g hags everywhere.On RHOSLC, Mary confides in Hengie K about Robert Jr.'s rock bottom, vowing to attend Lisa Barlow's Big Vida Girls' Trip/tax write-off, if it's the last thing she'll do. Then the ladies (minus Mary) head to Puerto Vallarta, complete with PowerPoints, twin villas, Bronwyn's post-dog attack scars and her lodging woes, Meredith and Hengie's astral showdown at the endless dinner, and Britani's unmatched chaos and Jared Osmond-approved crotchless lingerie.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Joulu 20241h 42min

Lara and Carey are back in Utah once more as the cold snap continues over the promised land. But first, they discuss new updates in the Luigi Mangione saga, including his message to the media while getting perp-walked in Pennsylvania this morning. They also talk the bone-chilling 28 Years Later trailer, more show-me-to-me mystery drones in the skies above New Jersey, and rising rap phenom Cortisa Star.On RHOSLC, Meredith and her family prepare for her Bat Mitzvah, where the ladies (minus Mary) assemble to celebrate our Lady of the Baths' initiation into Jewish Womanhood. Mary arrives late and Angie declares war on everyone, sparring with Bronwyn in front of Todd and criticizing Britani's "high body count" hair. Meanwhile, Lisa confronts Wild Rose and Meredith calls security, once again.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Joulu 20241h 13min

Lara and Carey head back behind the paywall to discuss the CEO assassin that has the nation's collective tongue wagging. They also cover the mystery drones terrorizing the New Jersey suburbs each night, Lara's Sunset Blvd journey in New York, the power of Nicole Scherzinger, Jay-Z in hot Diddy water, America's laissez-faire relationship with rap*sts, and Hawk Tuah’s seismic crypto blunder. Plus, holiday candle advice prompted by a brand new Reader Mail.Listen to the full episode AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

11 Joulu 20244min

Lara and Carey are back from the open road to finish out Q4 with a bang (and a whimper). They discuss Carey's harrowing Disney World adventure and Luigi Mangione, the alleged United Healthcare CEO assassin capturing the imagination (and bussies) of Americans everywhere. They also talk the possible TikTok ban in January and why the powers-that-be want it gone for good. Back on RHOSLC, the ladies reel from the Audrey Hepburn luncheon from Hell, with Meredith and Mary meeting at a rindom art gallery in Park City to try (and fail) to squash their beef. Then, Heather and The Wild Rose assemble the crew at a serial killer park for a “Girl Scout“ activities day, complete with potato sack races, Angie calling Britani out for her lush-y, not-so-Mormon ways, Mary and Lisa defending their right to Fendi, Bronwyn vs. the world, and Meili's anticlimactic reemergence. Then Mary finally confronts Robert Jr. over his troubling behavior.Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok.Production Services Provided by:Tiny Legends Productions, LLCExecutive Producer: Stella YoungTech Director: Guy RobinsonArt Director & Social Media: Ariel MorenoSexy Unique Podcast is Edited by:Audio Editor: Ness Smith-SavedoffVideo Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Joulu 20241h 7min