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Episode 91 - Portal to Pleasure

Nothing I can type here will prepare you for the spicy blast that is Portal to Pleasure by Viano Oniomoh, so go ahead and smash the heck out of that "play" button. Don't believe me? Sneak a look at the book description and tell me you don't wanna know more.

Book Description

When my best friend sends me the screenshot of an article titled “Female masturbation can apparently open a ‘portal to hell’”, after the day I’d had, I’d jokingly replied with, “Guess who’s about to open ten thousand portals up in this bitch???”

I don’t expect the universe to actually call my bluff, and have my first mind-blowing orgasm in years rip open a literal portal in my bathroom. Now there are three fantastical beings in my home, and I don’t think they plan on leaving until they get what they want.

And what they apparently want is me.

(Producer's Note: told you.)

Triple T's

TRIGGERS: mentions and references to a terrible boss, brief mention and references to emotionally abusive parents, brief mention and reference to an emotionally abusive/manipulative ex, brief reference to the FMC having a total hysterectomy.

TROPES: MMMF erotica feat Black Cisgender Bisexual FMC, Cisgender Pansexual Non-Human MMCs (shout out to Viano for her representation tab on all her books.) Queerotica, fluff, strangers-to-lovers, high heat.

TITILLATIONS: no plot only porn, queer polycule (swordcrossing) masturbation, use of toys, multiple partners, manual restraints, unique anatomy, fellatio, cunnilingus, anilingus, sex without a condom (not to be emulated), double penetration, tentacles.

So...What Are you Into?

Katie: "Abbey" by Mitski and "check" by bbno$

Carl: Trash Theory on YouTube and "Holy Ghost" by The Bar-Kays

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