'The Curse of Saint Valentine' by sad_millennial | A Dramione OneShot
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'The Curse of Saint Valentine' by sad_millennial | A Dramione OneShot

Little late to the party, but here is an incredible Valentine's Day fic that was created by Team Cadet for the Dramione Valentine's Collab Collection 2025, curated by The Dramione Archives (me!). This fic was written by sad_millennial with beta'ing by PearlButtons, artwork by Bekazimi and narrated by The Dramione Archives.


Draco Malfoy cares little about Valentine’s Day, and cares even less about Hogwarts’s upcoming Valentine’s Day ball.

What he does care about, however, is impressing his colleague and fellow professor: one Hermione Granger.

Thus, Draco joins the faculty Party Planning Panel. All is well until his harebrained colleague, the ever-dim Liam Rutherford, brings the cursed skull of Saint Valentine into the mix.

[[Featuring Professors Dramione, nosy students and portraits, and Draco’s quest to Live Attractively While Pink.]]

Originally posted on AO3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/62989351


Special thank you you all the podficcers who lent their voices to the characters: mangotart_reads, Paper Crane Audiobooks, iggygiraffe, AMP Audiobooks, Pensieve Podfics, M+G Readings, meems_toandend, FanFixation, NoxTails, kitkat2kith, Panda Patronus, trillbyskinner, shizade, and lispodfics.

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