365 - Facial Recognition

Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).

24 Maalis 202419min

To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.

15 Maalis 202419min

After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.

9 Maalis 202414min

Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.

1 Maalis 202422min

As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.

23 Helmi 202420min

I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.

16 Helmi 202417min

I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.

9 Helmi 202422min

On the anniversary of the publication of the second edition of my board game, I suffer a medical emergency while comparing my game to a popular competitor called Monopoly.

31 Tammi 202418min