SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"
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SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"

Happy April Fools day.

SCP-0001-J is the anomalously large ego of the Administrator of the SCP Foundation. No larger ego has been recorded in history, and his ego is in direct contrast to his intelligence.

Content warnings: Gore, Nuclear Armageddon

Transcript:

Cast & Crew

SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz

SCP-0001-j was written by AwhRyan and Hikarinu

Script by Daisy McNamara

Narrator- Derrick Valen

Tired Narrator- Virginia Spotts

Miller- Dustin Parsons

Johannes- Kit Paterson

Dr Cross- Melissa Lusk

The Administrator- Katrina Pecina

O5-7- Brandon Nyugen

OB-1- Chris Harris-Beechey

OB-2- Bailey Wolfe

OB-3- Rebekah McLoughlan

OB-5- Rhys Lawton

Dialogue Editor- Daisy McNamara

Theme Song by Matt Roi Berger

Sound Designer - Dustin Parsons

Showrunner - Daisy McNamara

Creative Director - Pacific S. Obadiah

Executive Producers - Tom Owen & Brad Miska

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