🍌 “Dancers in the Outfield” — Savannah Bananas’ baseball disruptor. Palantir’s AI beliefs. ThredUp’s tariff win. +Hellman’s mayo wedding.
ThredUp stock is up 600% this year… because Frugal Friendly Finance is winning the trade war.Palantir is named after LOTR, but is it Sauron or Frodo?… Either way, it’s stock is #1 this year.The Savann...
6 Elo 202522min
🀄👵 “Crazy Rich Aces” — Mahjong’s “GrannyCore” surge. Elon’s record bonus. NY Post’s Californiacation. Hennessey’s rap biz.
The hot new networking opportunity… is playing a 200-year-old Chinese game: Mahjong.Tesla gave Elon the biggest bonus in human history… during the biggest drop in business history.The NY Post is expan...
5 Elo 202523min
🤓 “Ivy League-ish” — Harvard’s profit puppy. eBay’s all-time-high. Trickle Down AI-nomics. IBO = Initial Baby Offering.
Harvard’s biggest profit puppy? Executive Education… They’re stretching the Crimson to earn some cash.eBay stock is (shockingly) at an all-time high… Because eBay now tracks “enthusiasm” as an officia...
4 Elo 202522min
🎯 “Find My Kid” — Skechers’ AirTag shoe. Figma’s designer IPO. Ford’s tariff tax. + Celsius’ Vodka surprise.
Skechers launched the 1st shoe built for Apple AirTags… It’s the “Track My Kid Era.”Figma stock 3x’d for the biggest American IPO in 4 years… because everything is now design. It’s Tariff Deadline Day...
1 Elo 202522min
🐑 “MUGGs” — Man Uggs are surging. Ozempic’s inventor’s dilemma. The Fed’s Debbie Downer. Reese’s + Oreos.
Uggs’ sales are surging thanks to men… And it’s not the only brand pulling off a gender pivot.Novo Nordisk stock is down 65%... because “inventing” something doesn’t mean “winning” it.The Federal Rese...
31 Heinä 202520min
⛳ “He’s a 10 but…” — Tea’s red flag dating app. Quince’s $4.5B cashmere. Our 1st Transcontinental Railroad. Happy Gilmore’s cameo strategy.
The #1 dating app right now also has the #1 drama… because Tea lets you rate dudes.The biggest deal of 2025? An $85B railroad deal… but it’s actually the 1st transcontinental train.Fashion brand Quinc...
30 Heinä 202522min
🧑🚀 “Ryan Reynolds did the Astronomer Ad” — His secret ad agency. Ty Haney’s Outdoor Voices boomerang. Huuuuge Trade Deal Week.
How did Gwyneth Paltrow appear in an Astronomer ad?... Ryan Reynolds’ secret ad agency and its new concept: “Fastervertising.”As a trade war deadline nears, Japan and Europe cave to Trump… we discover...
29 Heinä 202522min
😎 “SPF Miami Vice” — Vacation’s viral sunscreen. DORK meme stocks. South Park’s $1.5B deal. Sydney Sweeney’s Stock Surge.
What do Krispy Kreme, Kohl’s, OpenDoor, & Rocket have in common?... 2025’s meme stocks.Vacation put sunscreen into a ‘80s whipped cream bottle & sales doubled… It’s Plot Twist Packaging.South Park sna...
28 Heinä 202522min
