328: The Dear John Episode
Dear Hank & John18 Huhti 2022

328: The Dear John Episode

Do bees know what they're doing? Do you worry that you'll run out of thoughts? What is the wildest thing some rando has ever said to you? Can my weekend sleep schedule be different? Why are advertisements so annoying? How do ships traveling at half speed save fuel? What are the implications of a tiny plastic baby? How do you do anything when the world is ending? John Green has answers!

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"Becoming Mr. Bossa" by Redeemin'

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