*SUBSTACK PREVIEW* Geeked off a Chinese Bean

On our new weekly mini ep, we’re fucking around and getting silly with the GD MFing Boyz, recapping and breaking down this week’s guest pod and touching on a variety of things we might have missed or simply must know more about, including but not limited to: the age old question of if anyone has ever masturbated to the thought of you, what’s on the Internet that you’re ashamed of, Xanga and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

14 Maalis 20247min

Our interview with Mia Khalifa is dedicated to all the haters. Mia—content creator and jewelry designer—rolled up early like a gem fresh off of Paris Fashion Week to get busy on her own shoes off in the crib policy, an extremely tasteful fit check, the bagels she needs as soon as she touches back down in the States, living the American Dream, mommy milkers vs. the Fashion industry, making in-roads in our notoriously exclusionary world, the biggest bag she lost for speaking her mind and what happens when a company on the wrong side of history comes crawling back, how much weed she smokes a day and elite ethnic munchies, being nasty in the kitchen, her absurd prep phase, the fellas learning empathy in 2024, sexy pajamas, why you shouldn’t bring a gun to a first date, ranking a bunch of annoying guys, the way to her heart, her love of Brenda Hashtag and Juergen Teller, that time she ruptured an implant at a hockey game, attempting to narrow down a Mount Rushmore of haters, her Christopher Nolan and Dune obsessions, caking up to give back, Pusha T being her favorite rapper, big boobs stolen valor, how much she loves and respects TF and much more on Mia Khalifa’s interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

13 Maalis 20241h 39min

A podcast powerful enough to bridge space and time. This week, Jimmy and Larry are going longer than the line to get into our event with Merz b. Schwanen despite a torrential downpour, two extremely interesting and out of place party guests, dusting off the old wings to finesse a young man with some lovely lady listeners, Lawrence recaps the Oscars and reviews Dune: Part 2, tapping back into Bar Rescue and Deadliest Catch, debating the hardest jobs we could reasonable perform, Raising Cane’s vs. Carl’s Jr., James goes deep with his boys in the Dominican Republic, normies being shocked and appalled at our public-facing martyrdom, you gotta get your ass to Casa de Campo, rolling your own cigs, a frightening development in Zyn technology, whether having a private chef or a ball boy makes you feel like worse of a person, foreseeing the jazz bro jihad, true grail sightings, what it would take for you to cop another man’s jawnz straight off his body and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

12 Maalis 202410min

Welcome to another semi-regular episode with friends both new and old, codename: Friday Fiasco. This Week, Jimmy and Larry are coming to you live from Merz b. Schwanen’s NYC flagship grand opening night, hitting the stage to talk to the power couple behind the brand about everything from the FX original that launched a thousand white tees and who Dem Franchize Boyz are to why they resurrected a heritage brand 100 years later and what exactly is up with Germans so you can take your ass into the weekend in style. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

8 Maalis 20245min

Hennything is possible. This week, Jimmy and Larry are celebrating spring of deception by inviting everyone to our event tomorrow in honor of Merz b. Schwanen’s new NYC flagship store opening—Wednesday, March 6th from 7-10pm at 359 Canal Street—squeaky sneakers, throat demons, do all women hate incense, the NATO phonetic alphabet, a sincere thank you for a successful 3sixteen x Throwing fits release beyond our wildest dreams, a curse that has yet to be broken, exotic Asian cigs, North Korea’s number one export, denim carpetbaggers, two polar opposite reviews of NYC’s hottest new restaurant in Frog Club and a newly-minted institution in The Polo Bar, the sheer hubris of LA transplants that come to New York and act a whimsical fool, fresh RRL meat, Lawrence saw Shane Gillis live at Radio City, James built a shelf because he needed one but the girlies going crazy was definitely a bonus, Shogun, Tokyo Vice, samurais, yakuza and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

5 Maalis 202413min

On our new weekly mini ep, we’re fucking around and getting silly with the GD MFing Boyz, recapping and breaking down this week’s guest pod and touching on a variety of things we might have missed or simply must know more about, including but not limited to: the content creator caste system, Lawrence realizes he actually knows nothing about watches and whether or not James ever actually sees himself in a big boy timepiece. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

29 Helmi 202410min

Our interview with Mike Nouveau don’t tick tock. Mike—watch dealer, savant and content creator—stopped by before jetting off to Japan to let us know what time it is, the watches he actually wears himself, The Mike Nouveau Bump™, a certified Mount Rushmore of watches, why he thinks he’s become thee watch guy, hairy wrists and meat paws, tucking timepieces, his hood pass, ranking the most annoying types of guys, DJing gets you chicks not watches, what he would change about the watch industry, what pieces to invest in right now, criticizing our watches and what he thinks we should cop based on our personalities, smuggling watches out of war zones up your ass, how to haggle, the best watch shopping in the world, wrist red flags and settling an internal TF debate on Apple Watches, tasteful celeb wristwear and that one time he saved Drake, TikTok viral hits and bricks, stew season and much more on Mike Nouveau’s interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

28 Helmi 20241h 46min

Jeans! This week, Jimmy is back from Jamaica to join Larry in breaking down everything you need to know about the glorious return of 3sixteen x Throwing Fits—dropping in-store in LA and NYC tomorrow 2/28 and online Thursday 2/29—why every guy thinks they’re an expert flyer, child abuse is legal in international waters, JetBlue digitally altering Florence Pugh, what paradise means to James, 2,000-year-old Jamaican Yoda getting busy on the grill, the Hedonism nude and prude divide, the future of legal psychedelic mushrooms, the other kind of BBC, white people’s culture of ruining everything vs. island culture of being grateful for everything, Lawrence watched a bunch of TV for once so you don’t have to, getting deep on the new reality of reality television, the enlightened bro makes his Bravo debut, that one time we recorded and self-sabotaged a pilot for Bleacher Report, some breaking business news to report concerning our ex-employer and our current archnemesis, hotdog yells and much more. For more Throwing Fits, check us out on Patreon: www.patreon.com/throwingfits.

27 Helmi 202427min