Camp Counselors with Zachariah Porter and Jonathan Carson16 Huhti 2025

130 - My Hair Transplant: From Patchy to Pretty

I got a hair transplant… let’s talk about it.

In this episode, Jonathan spills all the details about his recent FUE hair transplant. From the procedure and recovery, to the emotional support he found in a Guy Fieri shirt with flames on it... no but we are being for real. We’re diving into what it’s really like to get your hairline redone, the healing process, and what no one tells you about scalp surgery. But that’s not all. As it turns out we have our own Real Housewives of New Jersey finale drama and it's all out on the table. Angry Canadian geese terrorizing a neighborhood, Patti LaBelle wants her Tupperware back from Elton John, and some thoughts on the bestselling thriller The Silent Patient... from an up and coming author?! It’s a wild, chaotic ride—as always.

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Sources:

➜ Kate Bueckert. “Ontario Students Terrorized by ‘angry’ Nesting Canada Geese Can’t Leave Their House.” CBC News, CBC/Radio Canada, 9 Apr. 2025.

➜ Tom Skinner. “Patti Labelle Says Elton John Never Returned Her Tupperware: ‘It’s Very Important to Me – I Don’t Give It Out.’” NME, 8 Apr. 2025.

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