136. The Lowest IQ Elves of Middle-earth? – The Hobbit #23
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136. The Lowest IQ Elves of Middle-earth? – The Hobbit #23

In this very special episode, we reveal the exact barrel music sung in Thranduil’s halls as the dwarves were tossed into the river! 😉 Then, we get into the details of barrel physics, the river, and why there might be “raft-elves”.

Make sure to become a member to listen to the full versions of the barrel song!

We also look at:

  • Is Thranduil a direct stand-in for Thingol?
  • Lots of elves live in caves…
  • Tolkien’s beautiful watercolor paintings inspired by this chapter.
  • The parallels between the Dwarves song and the Barrel song.
  • Why being saved by giant eagles is more believable than surviving a barrel rapid-ride from The Hobbit films.

In our extended episode (available for our members) we talk about:

  • Peter Jackson’s slapstick barrels out of bond scene in The Hobbit film.
  • Why suspense matters–and Tolkien’s was wonderful in The Hobbit.
  • Do we have any confidence in someone building a Lord of the Rings attraction?
  • Lord of the Rings online portrays Thranduil’s halls wonderfully.
  • 3 full versions of the elves barrel song!

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