
đ§ą âMerch Mondayâ â Aesopâs profit shampoo. Leviâs denim drama. The Popeâs fancy AI.
LâOreal acquired Aesop, the Australian soap and shampoo company, for $2.5B because they sell the most profitable physical thing weâve ever seen. Leviâs stock dropped 15% in one day last week because w...
10 Huhti 202319min

đŻ âBurrito Brawlâ â Chipotle sues Sweetgreen. Twitterâs algorithm opening. The Anytime-Anywhere Economy.
Chipotle just sued Sweetgreen for burrito bowl IP infringement, but we think Sweetgreen could turn lawsuits into lemonade. For the first time, a major social media algorithm has been released and open...
6 Huhti 202321min

đč âBeethoven on shuffleâ â Appleâs classical music app. Womenâs college basketball record. Jamie Dimonâs legendary letter.
Appleâs newest product is shockingly basic: A music streaming app just for classical music⊠but it could turn customers into fans. The real winner of March Madness was the NCAA women â They smashed vi...
5 Huhti 202321min

đ€Œ âReal Fighting + Fake Fightingâ â WWEâs Pay-Per-View. Lemon8âs sneaky app. GMâs CarPlay ban.
World Wrestling Entertainment was just acquired for $9B (fake fight), but now itâs merging with Ultimate Fight Championships (real fighting) into a knockout stock (literally). The fastest-growing app ...
4 Huhti 202320min

đ âThe Million-Dollar Degreeâ â Ivy Leagueâs $90K tuition. Pepsiâs underdog logo. JAM vs FAANG.
If Ivy League tuition prices keep growing at this pace, then kids born today will be paying âThe Million-Dollar Degreeâ. Forget the âFAANGâ stocks of Wall Street â Whatâs driving stocks today are the ...
3 Huhti 202320min

âŸđ âBoringBallâ â Baseballâs biz strategy. Twitterâs April Fools. Egg-flationâs #1 winner.
Major League Baseball has 10x as many games as the NFL, but half the revenue â so it just made three rule changes to fix âThe Boring Problem.â Tomorrow, Twitter is yanking away blue check marks from a...
31 Maalis 202319min

𩣠âMam & Eggsâ â Vowâs lab-grown mammoth. Lululemonâs bad bet. Elonâs anti-AI letter.
How do you like your Mammoth cooked? Australian startup Vow just served lab-grown Mammoth Meatballs and raised $50M for it. Lululemonâs stock jumped 13% yesterday, but Lulu made the wrong bet on your ...
30 Maalis 202321min

đđ„ âI wear⊠Aldidasâ â Aldiâ grocery merch. Binanceâs crypto brazenness. Subscription cancellation aggravation.
The biggest crypto exchange in the world, Binance, has been sued by Federal regulators â we wish Crypto leaders would listen to Uncle Ben. The fastest-growing grocery store chain in America? Itâs Aldi...
29 Maalis 202320min






















