#0198 - Leggings Full of Cheese and a Psychic Full of Lies - 05/14/2025

(0:00) Florida woman attacks girlfriend with cheesy nachos
(2:47) Napoleon Dynamite 2 reportedly in the works
(5:32) Man charged after pointing gun at teens over ding-dong-ditch prank
(7:48) My cat made a mess overnight, get yourself a pet
(10:05) Don't ever get a celebrity related tattoo
(11:56) Amazon driver fired after going to the bathroom on multiple front porches
(13:53) Woman falls on her face after seeing coyote, Bigfoot reporting website, post-Stanhope show discussion with Peaches
(19:17) Don't waste all of your money on psychics promising you the love of your life
(21:56) We are going to be all over the place this week
(24:45) Utah is banning more books
(27:54) Celebrities who were horrible while they were alive but are now praised
(31:50) Macho Man car in Idaho Falls

Buckle up, because this episode was a fever dream in audio form. Viktor Wilt kicked things off by lamenting his soft-food-only diet, brought on by the cursed gums of doom, which meant he couldn't even dream about the cheesy nachos he read about in a Florida Woman crime saga—nachos, mind you, that ended up violently stuffed down someone’s leggings. From there, it was pure chaos. A sequel to Napoleon Dynamite might be in the works, which prompted a love letter to Idaho filmmaking and a confused side rant about watching the Minecraft movie alone.

Then came a whiplash transition into Ding Dong Ditch turning into an armed Florida standoff (again), followed by an exposé on feline mischief as Viktor’s cat Lucy threw a midnight rager with shredded treats across the house. Meanwhile, tattoo enthusiasts were warned to avoid band ink, lest their favorite frontmen get cancelled, and somewhere in LA, an Amazon driver was caught leaving... biological surprises on porches. Classy!

The show dipped into cryptid territory via the Bigfoot Field Researchers Organization (BFRO), calling out East Idaho’s weak Sasquatch game, then veered into coyote attacks and Peaches arriving with a mysterious new Celsius flavor. Viktor, now running on caffeine fumes and sleep-deprivation, waxed philosophical about tooth pain, late-night comedy shows with Doug Stanhope, and why you shouldn’t give psychics $50,000 to make someone love you. There were derailed call-ins, Macho Man Randy Savage car sightings in IF alleyways, and a classic reminder not to pull a Ric Flair and let your ego outlive your usefulness.

By the end, Viktor was so hungry and loopy that conversations devolved into whether Slim Jims qualify as soft food and why wrestlers from the ‘80s are mostly ghosts now. It all wrapped up with prom announcements, book bans in Utah (because reading is apparently dangerous), and a rapid-fire rant about deceased celebrities with dark legacies. Oh, and a plea to never get a Kanye tattoo. This episode? Absolute madness. 10/10. Would unhinge again.

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