😬 “Millennial Cringe” — Sweetgreen’s low. Walmart’s villain-to-hero. Mini-Soap Drama surge. +Techie facelifts
Walmart’s CEO retired… his boldest move? Raising pay 90% across the biz like Spiderman would.Sweetgreen, Warby Parker, Allbirds… it’s the Millennial Cringe Stock Market.Microdramas have taken over Chi...
17 Marras 202521min
🏦 “Mergers & Athletes” — Goldman’s sports agency. Burberry’s british pivot. Sonder’s hotel drama. +RIP Penny
Goldman Sachs bought a VC and a sports talent agency… because they take a tiny % of huge $$$.Burberry’s stock is up 50% on their British pivot…. They’re leaning into England’s bad weather.Sonder abrup...
14 Marras 202521min
🩱 “Keeping Up With $5B” — Skims’ money situation. Country Music’s AI hit. Netflix’s theme park opens. +Harvard Grade InflAAAAtion
The #1 country song in America was made by AI… It's the 1st of many future AI firsts.Kim Kardashian’s Skims hit a $5B valuation… Wall Street thinks it’s worth more than Nike and Lulu.Netflix just open...
13 Marras 202520min
👵🏽🥡 “Silver Swipers” — DoorDash’s grannie growth. Softbank’s Nvidia ghosting. Italy’s Tortellini tariff. +McRib Bitcoin
DoorDash is the fastest-growing brand in America… shockingly because of your boomers.Softbank sold all its $5.8B of Nvidia stock… because AI $ is actually finite.Italian Pasta is getting a 107% tariff...
12 Marras 202521min
🤡 “Forced Fun!” — Target’s Smile Rule. Trump’s $2k Tariff Dividend. OneSkin’s dude beauty. +Starbucks’ Bear-ista.
Target’s making workers smile if a customer is within 10 ft… but it’s not the only “Forced Fun biz.President Trump wants to send you … but we found 5 huge economic plot holes.OneSkin has biohacked the...
11 Marras 202520min
🦺 “How Vests Won Wall St” — Vest Szn. Duolingo’s unhinged mistake. Air Travel’s Expedia moment. +AI Dog Pawdcasters
It’s Vest Season… So we tracked the history of Corporate America’s fave fashion to 1666.Duolingo’s stock had its worst day ever… because its Owl Mascot wasn’t unhinged *enough*.Expedia’s stock jumped ...
10 Marras 202522min
🦈 “Doo-Doo-Doo” — Baby Shark’s IPO. 85% off Ozempic. Lyft CEO David Risher. +Restaurant Hottie AI
President Trump struck a deal with Big Pharma for $150 GLP-1 drugs… a total euro move.On the 10th anniversary of the Baby Shark video… its owner PinkFong IPO’d at a $400 million valuation.Lyft’s CEO c...
7 Marras 202526min
👠 “HOLD Tory Birch” — Fashion’s stock market. Elon’s $1 Trillion Rihanna payday. The Capitalism Election. +Tom Brady’s cloned dog
Will Elon quit Tesla tomorrow?... He may if shareholders don’t approve his $1 Trillion bonus (“Better Have My Money”)Hold: Gucci. Sell: Isabel Marant. Buy: Loewe…. Fashion Trading is the new “Life Div...
6 Marras 202521min
