I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
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I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I’m banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody.

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r/MaliciousCompliance | EMPLOYEE LIES TO ME!! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | EMPLOYEE LIES TO ME!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where You want me to push the pallet all the way in? OK. Okay, Have Fun Juggling Your Shopping Got complianced for being a smart-butt A towns compliance with 1 pain in the butt Hey Boss Lady, he Chose to Do Thing the Hard Way! Need a wheeled vehicle? Ok. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Marras 202115min

r/EntitledParents | KAREN THINKS SHE IS A GOD!! - rSlash Storytime

r/EntitledParents | KAREN THINKS SHE IS A GOD!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where You can't be a lesbian because my kid doesn't need to see that Entitled mom demands I become friends with her gremlin of a son. S Entitled dad demands I relocate my home office or stop working from home entirely.... I am allowed on the property, you are not... Entitled mum stalks me for not becoming friends with her son Entitled Karen thinks my unborn child belongs to her because she is a Godly, married woman!?!? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Marras 202115min

r/AITA | DID I CHEAT ON MY WIFE?!?! - rSlash Storytime

r/AITA | DID I CHEAT ON MY WIFE?!?! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for not letting my in-laws stay in my home overnight to catch an earlier flight? AITA for putting a lock on my door? AITA for demanding a refund from my roommate after she gave her date my meal prep? AITA for not throwing away a dress AITA for refusing to babysit a baby in cloth diapers? AITA for demanding the copy of my car key back, or else I'll involve police? AITA I went with my friend to a restaurant that was originally reserved for me and my wife. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Marras 202116min

r/MaliciousCompliance | Follow Your Instructions? Okay!! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | Follow Your Instructions? Okay!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where A story from Oman. I helped HR move someone along. Radio Gaga shop asked me to write a review on their product. I did not want to but they keep on insisting so I wrote a negative one Take away my OT? Ok! Dear flatmate, I will follow your instructions to the letter Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Marras 202115min

r/ProRevenge | I WILL STEAL YOUR FRIENDS!! - rSlash Storytime

r/ProRevenge | I WILL STEAL YOUR FRIENDS!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where New neighbor smokes in the stairwell and throws cigarette butts downstairs. I pick up all 32 of their cigarette butts and drop them in a neat package at their doorstep. Voila - situation resolved. Neighbors keep putting trash cans in front of my driveway so I put them out of reach of the garbage truck and their trash was not picked up. Brother damaged my door; I wake him up every night The time I drove very slow because someone turned on their high beams Be a jerk, I steal your friends Jerk car honks at a unsafe left turn Neighbor claims public road as their private parking spots. My neighbor across the street has a big family. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Marras 202115min

r/NuclearRevenge | I CALLED A BIOHAZARD COMPANY!! - rSlash Storytime

r/NuclearRevenge | I CALLED A BIOHAZARD COMPANY!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where Heck Hath No Fury Like Me Scorned Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Marras 202117min

r/MaliciousCompliance | MY MANAGER IS A GREEDY COW! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | MY MANAGER IS A GREEDY COW! - rSlash Storytime

r maliciouscompliance where My old data manager is a delightful human being and HR was a bitter old crow. Recut 20 lawns because every blade grass needs to be the same exact height OK "You can't get quarters from bug bites!"Reddit rSlash Storytime Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Marras 202116min

r/IDontWorkHereLady | KAREN gets ARRESTED!! - rSlash Storytime

r/IDontWorkHereLady | KAREN gets ARRESTED!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Mum confused a guy for a waiter In Keeping with the Holiday Season Got cussed out while loading groceries into my trunk. Costco: "Why don't you ask someone who works here?" Turned out I'm actually the a-hole... Karen gets arrested Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

20 Marras 202116min

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