I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
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I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I’m banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody.

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r/maliciouscompliance | "You want 10% OFF? Alright then..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want 10% OFF? Alright then..."

r maliciouscompliance where He Wanted Deep Tissue My only malicious compliance story - signing tests in high school You want 10% off? OK! Inland Revenue Service plays Reverse Uno Card The Parmesan Cheese Incident 20 year old MC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Elo 202018min

r/prorevenge | The Farmer who beat the City...

r/prorevenge | The Farmer who beat the City...

r prorevenge where Guy said no one was worth ten bucks an hour and generally blamed a lot of stuff on me. So I left and then contacted the city about issues, apartments end up shut down so a lot of income goes away. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Elo 202018min

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want LESS money? Okay then..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want LESS money? Okay then..."

r maliciouscompliance where Don’t appreciate me? No problem. Always Physical Work First Lady didn’t do her math and asked for less money. I obliged. Typical McD's Compliance My sister tells me to clear out space on the phone, I do just that. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Elo 202017min

r/idontworkherelady | "I DON'T NEED HELP, I'M THE BOSS!"

r/idontworkherelady | "I DON'T NEED HELP, I'M THE BOSS!"

r idontworkherelady where Boss doesn't need any help, then asks for help and bashes me later. “He’s not a doctor.” “Yes he is, I saw him on TV.” Lady talks to the Manager about my Service then goes to where I actually work and finds my manager. Not a letter carrier Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Elo 202019min

r/maliciouscompliance | Karen LIED and it Backfired!

r/maliciouscompliance | Karen LIED and it Backfired!

r maliciouscompliance where I am not going to lie to my beloved coworkers for you, manager! Do you want to know how I got these numbers? Karen's lie gets backfired. Restaurant story. You want Hot Sauce? Fine by me! Spell out all the acronyms Sorry, I'm working as fast as I can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Elo 202017min

r/entitledparents | "GIVE YOUR BROTHER YOUR $1300 LAPTOP!"

r/entitledparents | "GIVE YOUR BROTHER YOUR $1300 LAPTOP!"

r entitledparents where Karen steals all my Pokémon cards. Disney mom cult saves the day. EM's didn't understand I can't cut hair when I couldn't see. EP wants the pool for her precious brat. My mom is angry with me because I won’t give my sibling my $1300 laptop. The City needs to accomodate my kid's sleeping schedule Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Elo 202021min

r/maliciouscompliance | The CEO made me call IT during Church...

r/maliciouscompliance | The CEO made me call IT during Church...

r maliciouscompliance where You want me to call IT for a non-work important issue during a crunch time? Ok. All questions go to you even though you’re new? Ok. You want my dad to cut his hair? He'll comply. Oh, I'll fill your donut, lady.... Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Elo 202020min

r/prorevenge | I made my Boss look stupid in front of THEIR Boss...

r/prorevenge | I made my Boss look stupid in front of THEIR Boss...

r prorevenge where I'll make you look stupid to your boss. There's always a smarter person than you. Make me work past the time the law says I can? I get the manager fired. Disobeying rules because you're in a rush? Time for a lesson in patience. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

21 Elo 202018min

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