Bonus Episode: Confessions of a Sex Line Operator!

Hoe Hoe Hoe, Moooottthheeerr Chrrrriiissstmass! Are you a lonely closeted homosexual with an unhealthy infatuation for a straight friend and not enough confidence to feel at ease with your identity? Don't worry, we've all been there! Step into the chunky shoes of overweight lesbian Suzie as she hides alone in the darkened cloakroom of a teenage house party, crying into the coats. Hear how at the tender age of 18, her life is practically already ruined forever and she might as well give up on ever being happy and weep alongside her as a strange and festive smelling older woman enters the room and locks the door behind her.Lumpy questions might reasonably surface in the tangy liquid that fills the punchbowl of your mind: Who could this woman be? What does she want?NO!Don't question it... let it happen. Give in to Mother Christmas and let her take away your pain and sorrow with her quick fingers and electric tongue in this erotic story - written by ScattySue for the website Literotica.comTRIGGER WARNING: This series contains sexual acts which some may find offensive. There are also scenes involving mild sexual assault which could be upsetting for some. It's only a very small bit at the beginning but I think its only fair to mention it!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Joulu 20231h 18min

Picture the scene: You're in the office, sat at your desk and getting deep into some meaty spreadsheets compiling the customer evaluation data of multiple annual questionnaires. You're having the time of your life. It's Rita's birthday and she's brought in a lemon drizzle; your favourite. Does it get any better than this?Suddenly the phone rings...an external call? Who could it be? For a second you are filled with dread at the prospect of a call from corporate demanding a last minute presentation to the board on the data you've been processing. You grit your teeth and bravely pick up the receiver, expecting the worst. But wait? Who's this? Not Chris from corporate. No, its your lovely wife and you can tell she's spent the entire morning in bed touching herself. Welcome to An Early Christmas Present - an erotic story written by Fairycakes for the website Literotica.com.TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains sexual acts which some may find offensive. There are also scenes involving a teacher/schoolgirl dynamic which could be upsetting for some. In addition, if you are the sort of person who hates timewasters in the workplace, you might find yourself triggered by some of the behaviour in this story!If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

17 Joulu 202332min

Happy Christmas!As a Christmas Special, I've decided to gift you 4 whole stories over the next 4 weeks - all of them Christmas themed!The first story in the series is Good King Wenceslas - A Good King With a Bad Side an erotic story written by Miss Jane for the website Literotica.com. It's a naughty festive tale about the devilish deeds of a dirty Duke (who was later rebranded as a King for the purposes of a Christmas carol). Prepare yourself for a 10th century royal romp on christmas eve that asks serious ethical questions about charity, consent and what it means to have absolute power.Have you ever wondered what you would do if you found somebody out in the cold, in need of your help? Would you cross over the road and offer assistance? Would you invite them into your home? Would you lie them gently down by the fire on a bed of blankets? Would you force them to have sex with you?TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. There are also scenes involving non-consentual sex and rape themes.If you would like to help fund the podcast you can sign up for a £5 donation using the link below:https://www.patreon.com/user?u=97414688I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Joulu 20231h 9min

The conclusion of a detective story is always the most satisfying bit isn't it? This chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - is a bumper installment which brings everything together for a dramatic and satisfying ending. However, unlike Bam Barkley, you can enjoy that satisfying ending without having to worry about the rammifications of becoming entwined in an ongoing criminal investigation or having to clean up your equipment afterwards. How many times will our pervy policeman get his end away before the story concludes? Will he still be able to preform with the pressure of the facts he's learned so far swimming around in his brain like male reproductive cells in a sensitive testicular factory? Maybe if he'd sat down with a strong cup of coffee and taken a long cold shower there's a chance he might have cracked this one sooner and avoided the precarious situation that he finds himself in! Maybe if it was a fairer world, where women weren't too afraid of prejudicial treatement by law enforcement to come forward when something horrible happens, Bam might never have become involved...P.S. Apologies for the change in audio quality halfway through, I was working with a less than ideal set up recording this episode and I'm looking into solutions for series 5TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Joulu 202358min

Jump back into the 1940s and into the gum bottomed shoes of Detective Bam Barkley as he struggles to work out what the heck is going on against the debilitating tidal forces of his own insatiable libido in a sea of large breasted temptation. This chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - sheds light on many of the mysterious elements of the previous two: but how much should Bam believe? Is he both literally and figuratively digging his own grave?Can Bam bring out the big guns in this chapter to blast open the secured barracks of this case? Or will his artillery shoot wide and cause civilian deaths in a nearby village? Just like the class of heavy ranged weapons that launch munitions far beyond the range and power of infantry firearms, there's no doubt that Bam's "hog" will, at the very least, breach the defensive walls and fortifications of the feminine reproductive zone.TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Marras 202337min

The drama at the Helmsley Mansion continues as Mimi reveals what she's been hiding in her basement. That isn't a euphamism, there's a rapidly decomposing dead body down there and Mimi needs Bam Barkley's help to get rid of it! Will this second chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com - see our dubious detective come to his senses or become further entwined in the web of erotic skullduggery spinning effortlessly out of Mimi's rear end? While in 1962 Bob Dylan asked audiences "How many roads must a man walk down?" A full two decades earlier, Detective Bam Barkley was asking: how many holes a man can come down by experimentally sticking his over-described penis into as many places as possible. In this story, the wind is far from the only thing blowing. Of course, I'm talking about oral fellatio... TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

19 Marras 202327min

Prepare yourself for another erotic story, this time set amidst the grime and scandal of the 1940s urban sprawl, as Detective Bam Barkley shags his way through an enticing mystery involving an irresistible blonde woman linked to Bam's own dark past. What could be more intriguing than the intense fusion of crime and sex offered up in this first chapter of Death is a Beautiful Blonde - an erotic story written by David McAllister for the website Literotica.com? Marvel (and try to hold back the vomit as you retch) at the blatant misogyny of this story's anti-hero let loose in a world where women are second class citizens who's only gifts (or purpose) is the satisfaction of the men around them. Increase your vocabulary by absorbing the frequent and numerous ways in which Bam talks about his penis, like it's the most important thing in the whole world. Most importantly, become engrossed in the unfolding mystery which might yet see Detective Barkley face his long overdue comeuppance!TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some graphic descriptions of sexual acts which some may find offensive. It's also unapologetically sexist as part of the gritty 1940s American setting it is parodying.I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

12 Marras 202336min

Who doesn't love a bonus episode? Is there anything more exciting than exploring a parallel universe? What has 6 months of reflection on last weeks finale festered in the mind of our author? Get yourself a nice cup of tea (or perhaps a bottle of personal lubricant) and settle in for a sexy trip into the land of "what if.." where the sun always shines and the lanes are paved with candy cobbles. Open your heart to this non-canonical christmas themed glimpse into the rosey alternate future that could have been enjoyed by our best mutant boy and his boyfriend Mike.However, not everything is quite as it seems in the mirror world, every action has its consequences! If you're a fan of the wider cinematic universe of Wings of Grey, you might not be as pleased with how things play out! Just like the air-breathing arthropods that have eight legs, chelicerae with fangs generally able to inject venom, and spinnerets that extrude silk, Gweall has spun a deceitful web to entrap those who naively expect them to provide an uncomplicated joy fest!Don't worry though, I'll step up to the plate and give you the happy ending you've been looking for! Stay tuned until the very end for an extra special acoustic version of the Wings of Grey theme song jingle! TRIGGER WARNING: This series contains some mature themes involving references to a mutant holocaust and pandemic related tragedy. There may also be some sex between two men in this story (although I've checked and its pretty PG in comparison to things we've heard before - so don't let that put you off!) This story is also a bit of a tear jerker and has some sad bits mixed in with the romance so buckle in for a ride that gets emotional at times!I hope you enjoy this episode of the podcast! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

5 Marras 202351min