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r/Choosingbeggars Ladies, are you looking for a man? Well to get this prime specimen of masculinity, all you have to do submit a girlfriend application. This guy is looking for a stupid, submissive girl who will cook 3 meals a day and has no guy friends. To make it even creepier, he's also got some strong opinions about race. He wants a submissive Japanese waifu who will worship her husbando by sending him nudes every day. Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

1 Maalis 202221min

r/Entitledparents In today's episode, OP has a pokemon-esque encounter with a wild Karen! OP was playing a Pokemon game on her switch while she was on her break at work. A little kid sees OP playing the game and asks to play it as well. OP warns that her break is over soon, which causes the child's mother to flip out on OP and demand that she leaves behind her switch so the kid can play on it. OP doesn't want to just hand over her Switch for obvious reasons, so the Karen calls over the manager to try to force OP into giving the Switch. Get $10 in free Bitcoin at Coinbase.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

28 Helmi 202219min

r/Prorevenge In today's episode, OP is in a minor car collision with a dude who turns out to be a total scammer. The scammer drags his feet with the insurance info and tries to trick OP into paying him over $2,000 in bogus repair costs. OP realizes that he's getting scammed, so the turns the tables on the scammer and takes him to court, where the judge awards OP $5,000! Be careful who you scam, scammer! Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

27 Helmi 202219min

r/Tinder Feeling lonely? Looking for some love and affection? Well all you have to do is download Tinder and experience the joys and wonders of online dating! If you're wondering what Tinder is like, the users in today's episode will show you what's in store, like one guy who wants his date to passionately hug her dog, and woman will absolutely WILL NOT go on cheap dates. Also, you get a whole bunch of bonus dirty limericks from yours truly. Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Helmi 202222min

r/TIFU In today's episode, OP works as a waiter at a restaurant. One of the customers gets an attitude and starts smoking in the restaurant, despite frequent requests from management to cut it out. Eventually, OP gets pushed past his limit and he drags the belligerent customer out of the restaurant and throws him out onto the street, injuring him. OP quickly realizes that he massively overreacted and caused a bunch of drama in front of his boss. Oops! Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

25 Helmi 202221min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP is an older woman who has an incredibly irresponsible son. The guy is a womanizer who would rather sleep with random women than raise a family. So when her son inevitably knocks up a woman and abandons his child, OP steps up to take care of her grandchild and help her daughter-in-law. Then, OP's son has the audacity to get upset at his mom for choosing his baby-mama over him, even though he's the one who already abandoned his family. Who do you think is the butthole here? Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

24 Helmi 202221min

r/Maliciouscompliance In today's episode, OP is a hearing-impaired student in a music class with a stuck-up teacher. The battery in OP's hearing aid dies, so he raises his hand to ask his teacher for permission to go get more batteries. The teacher shuts him down, which means OP can't hear a single thing going on for the entire class. Eventually, the teacher hits him with "ARE YOU LISTENING?" and OP can honestly respond, "Nope!" Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

23 Helmi 202219min

r/AmITheA**hole In today's episode, OP has a tradition with his family where he gives them lottery tickets every Christmas. This year, his cousin's ticket was a winner and he won an whopping $50,000. As soon as OP's wife found out about this, she immediately told OP to ask for the winning ticket back, saying that they need $50,000 more than the cousin does. OP refuses, so she calls flips out and gives him the silent treatment as punishment. Is OP the butthole here? Get Honey for FREE at joinhoney.com/rslash Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Helmi 202219min