Kelly Oxford is Perfect and Lying

Alec Baldwin sat down to list every word and proper noun he’s ever heard hoping that if he shook it up he’d have a book. This week Claire and Ashley read that pile of pages for you and hopefully they’ll be recovered by the new year.   We’re going on tour!!! 3/22: Capitol City Comedy Club – Austin, TX https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/193758 [capcitycomedy.com]   3/23: Addison Improv – Dallas, TX https://improvtx.com/addison/event/celebrity+memoir+book+club/12658775/   3/28: The Crocodile – Seattle, WA https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-memoir-book-club-the-crocodile-tickets/12634905?pl=crocodile [ticketweb.com]   3/29: Helium – Portland, OR https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/193672 [portland.heliumcomedy.com]   4/14: Sony Hall https://sonyhall.com/events/celebrity-memoir-book-club/     NEW MERCH IS HERE https://celebritymemoirclub.limitedrun.com/ Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub  Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub  Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

27 Joulu 20221h 20min

Jennifer Grey is doing her best to break out of the corner she put herself in with a thick lump of words that will probably end up gathering dust back in that very same corner. This week Claire and Ashley are flipping through this book looking for a dance, dirty or regular.  We’re going on tour!!! 3/22: Capitol City Comedy Club – Austin, TX https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/193758 [capcitycomedy.com]   3/23: Addison Improv – Dallas, TX https://improvtx.com/addison/event/celebrity+memoir+book+club/12658775/   3/28: The Crocodile – Seattle, WA https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-memoir-book-club-the-crocodile-tickets/12634905?pl=crocodile [ticketweb.com]   3/29: Helium – Portland, OR https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/193672 [portland.heliumcomedy.com]   4/14: Sony Hall https://sonyhall.com/events/celebrity-memoir-book-club/     NEW MERCH IS HERE https://celebritymemoirclub.limitedrun.com/ Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub  Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub  Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

20 Joulu 20221h 23min

Call the queen of Christmas (not trademarked) and tell her we’re ready to go another round. This week expert pop culture analyst Megan Collins joins us to re-read the Meaning of Mariah Carey. It’s been two years since we dove into Mariah Carey’s highest and lowest notes and we thought it was about time to reassess.    Follow Megan on Tik Tok! BEISTRAVEL.com/WORM to get 15% off your first purchase  Get $15 off any order of $80 or more when you go to MilkBarStore.com/WORM. We’re going on tour!!! 1/27: Dynasty Typewriter – Los Angeles, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/celebrity-memoir-book-club-tickets-466046968027 3/22: Capitol City Comedy Club – Austin, TX https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/193758 [capcitycomedy.com]   3/23: Addison Improv – Dallas, TX https://improvtx.com/addison/event/celebrity+memoir+book+club/12658775/   3/28: The Crocodile – Seattle, WA https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-memoir-book-club-the-crocodile-tickets/12634905?pl=crocodile [ticketweb.com]   3/29: Helium – Portland, OR https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/193672 [portland.heliumcomedy.com]   4/14: Sony Hall https://sonyhall.com/events/celebrity-memoir-book-club/   NEW MERCH IS HERE https://celebritymemoirclub.limitedrun.com/ Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub  Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub  Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

13 Joulu 20221h 41min

Check your phone baby, you've got a text. A bombshell has entered the podcast. This week special guest host Lili Michelle joins me to analyze Molly-Mae Hague’s journey of love, filler, and friendship.  Follow Lili on Instagram and check out her podcast Sad Tits! BEISTRAVEL.com/WORM to get 15% off your first purchase  Thanks Dipsea.  Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/worm Download June's Journey today! Available on Android and iOS mobile devices, as well as on PC through Facebook Games. We’re going on tour!!! 12/6 Moment House Digital Show:  https://www.moment.co/cmbc 1/27: Dynasty Typewriter – Los Angeles, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/celebrity-memoir-book-club-tickets-466046968027 3/22: Capitol City Comedy Club – Austin, TX https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/193758 [capcitycomedy.com]   3/23: Addison Improv – Dallas, TX https://improvtx.com/addison/event/celebrity+memoir+book+club/12658775/   3/28: The Crocodile – Seattle, WA https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-memoir-book-club-the-crocodile-tickets/12634905?pl=crocodile [ticketweb.com]   3/29: Helium – Portland, OR https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/193672 [portland.heliumcomedy.com]   4/14: Sony Hall https://sonyhall.com/events/celebrity-memoir-book-club/     NEW MERCH IS HERE https://celebritymemoirclub.limitedrun.com/ Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub  Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub  Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

6 Joulu 20221h 27min

From the soap desk to the host desk, Kelly Ripa has seen more daytime television than every waiting room television combined. This week she walks us through a series of semi short stories that make you wish you were just at a dinner party with her instead.  To our listeners, here is an apology from Claire.  Thanks  Nuuly.  Get $20 of your first month at nuuly.com - code WORM20. We’re going on tour!!! 1/27: Dynasty Typewriter – Los Angeles, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/celebrity-memoir-book-club-tickets-466046968027 3/22: Capitol City Comedy Club – Austin, TX https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/193758 [capcitycomedy.com]   3/23: Addison Improv – Dallas, TX https://improvtx.com/addison/event/celebrity+memoir+book+club/12658775/   3/28: The Crocodile – Seattle, WA https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-memoir-book-club-the-crocodile-tickets/12634905?pl=crocodile [ticketweb.com]   3/29: Helium – Portland, OR https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/193672 [portland.heliumcomedy.com]   4/14: Sony Hall https://sonyhall.com/events/celebrity-memoir-book-club/ [sonyhall.com]     NEW MERCH IS HERE https://celebritymemoirclub.limitedrun.com/ Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub  Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub  Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Marras 20221h 20min

Oh sister, sister let me tell you what you’re about to hear. Not a peep about Tamera Mowry’s famous sistership but she does reveal a lot of nonsense and nothingness so grab a glass of wine I guess because this book is one long edition of wine mom magazine.  BEISTRAVEL.com/WORM to get 15% off your first purchase  We’re going on tour!!! 12/6: Moment Digital Show https://www.moment.co/cmbc 1/27: Dynasty Typewriter – Los Angeles, CA https://www.eventbrite.com/e/celebrity-memoir-book-club-tickets-466046968027 3/22: Capitol City Comedy Club – Austin, TX https://www.capcitycomedy.com/shows/193758 [capcitycomedy.com]   3/23: Addison Improv – Dallas, TX https://improvtx.com/addison/event/celebrity+memoir+book+club/12658775/   3/28: The Crocodile – Seattle, WA https://www.ticketweb.com/event/celebrity-memoir-book-club-the-crocodile-tickets/12634905?pl=crocodile [ticketweb.com]   3/29: Helium – Portland, OR https://portland.heliumcomedy.com/shows/193672 [portland.heliumcomedy.com]   4/14: Sony Hall ON SALE NEXT WEEK https://sonyhall.com/events/celebrity-memoir-book-club/ [sonyhall.com]    ********************* NEW MERCH IS HERE https://celebritymemoirclub.limitedrun.com/ ********************* Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub  Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub  Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

15 Marras 20221h 18min

The blondest wizard to ever exist is finally stepping out from beyond the wand to reveal his truth, magical and otherwise. Tom Felton gets honest about child stardom, his normal life, and what happens after you were part of the biggest franchise on the planet and now you’re just a guy.   Join our Geneva Community to chat with the other worms!!!! Thanks Dipsea.  Get a 30 day free trial when you go to DipseaStories.com/worm Download June's Journey today! Available on Android and iOS mobile devices, as well as on PC through Facebook Games.. Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub  Grab some wormy merch!!! The unhinged summer and vacation worm are here!!!! https://celebritymemoirbookclub.square.site/ Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub  Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

8 Marras 20221h 23min

Could Matthew Perry BE any more vulnerable in his ultra-anticipated memoir? I’ll let you decide. Not only was Matthew Perry the star of a show that defined a generation, he also slept with a lot of women and those are two things he really loves to talk about so buckle up.  Thanks  Nuuly.  Get $20 of your first month at nuuly.com - code WORM20. Experience the best sheets you’ve ever felt  20% off your first set of sheets and free shipping when WORM at bollandbranch.com Subscribe to our newsletter for weekly loose ends and misc. Thoughts! Join the Patreon for new episodes every Thursday! https://www.patreon.com/celebritymemoirbookclub  Last chance for this batch of wormy merch!! https://celebritymemoirbookclub.square.site/ Join the Facebook group to chat with the other worms! https://www.facebook.com/groups/cmbcwormhole Follow us on Twitter @cmbc_podcast and Instagram @celebritymemoirbookclub  Art by @adrianne_manpearl and theme song by @ashleesimpsonross Support the show Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Marras 20221h 33min