History For Sleep with the Drowsy Historian16 Kesä 2025

Why You Wouldn't Survive Early Jamestown

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The Glorious Lie: Why You Wouldn’t Survive Leaving England for Jamestown

They told you Virginia was a land of promise. Of gold. Of glory. But what they didn’t mention was the hunger, the desperation, and the slow unraveling of your mind and body before you even saw land. This episode peels back the propaganda and takes you on a grim, immersive journey through the first brutal steps of England’s colonial fantasy — a voyage built on lies, sailed by the forgotten, and fueled by desperation.

Settle in for a slow, dark descent into false hope, crowded ships, and the cold reality of what really awaited those “lucky” enough to be chosen. If you make it to Virginia at all, it won’t be with your dignity intact.

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9 Heinä 2h 1min

Fall Asleep as a Night Nurse During the 1940s Polio Epidemic

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianTonight, step into the quiet corridors of a 1940s hospital and experience life as a night nurse caring for patients du...

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Fall Asleep as a Silver Mine Accountant in Colonial Potosí

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7 Heinä 2h 39min

Fall Alseep as a Traveling Relic Seller in the Late Middle Ages

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianTonight, step onto the muddy roads of medieval Europe as a traveling relic seller, carrying holy fragments, devotional...

6 Heinä 2h 22min

Fall Asleep as a Roman Vineyard Worker During Harvest Season

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5 Heinä 2h 38min

You’re a Fisherman Drying Cod in a Viking Settlement

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4 Heinä 2h 12min

Fall Asleep as a Factory Timekeeper During the Great Depression

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianTonight, you arrive before dawn at a factory during the Great Depression, where hundreds of workers pass beneath a clo...

3 Heinä 2h 26min

Fall Asleep as a Street Sweeper in 19th Century Paris

Get early episodes & ad-free audio on Patreon: https://patreon.com/DrowsyHistorianTonight, you are a street sweeper in 19th century Paris.Long before the fashionable cafés fill with conversation and b...

2 Heinä 2h 17min