I Left My Phone At Work... r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
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I Left My Phone At Work... r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU Showed my friend the Reddit post where I trashed hair dye—she laughed hysterically, then calmly told me she’s always hated my haircut. We’re even now. I think. I asked my husband if he wants to wrestle to initiate hooked up. Instead, he watches wrestling. Tried to screenshot-snark about a coworker’s sloppy email, accidentally reply-all’d the screenshot to the entire project list, spent the rest of the day tasting my own foot. I set my alarm sound to emulate Bird Song and now I've been awoken every day way too early by ACTUAL Bird Song. Tried to make a fun add on to someone else's light hearted anecdote about inappropriate pregnancy related questions, instead made a really crude, inappropriate and fairly offensive remark. I ate an excessive amount of Fiber One Brownies and now my intestines are paying the price. I lost my ticket and called the sheriff's department. If I hadn't lost it they probably would never have uploaded them to the system for me and everyone else that got pulled over in that two week period, so now we all have our original fines and new court dates. Yay. greeted my cat in a way that was very likely received as racially insensitive by a Costco employee while on a call. Received great customer service. the fresh pineapple changed the texture of the meal to something that was very unpleasant. Op fell asleep while parents werent home for 2 hours which resulted in ticked parents and a broken doorbell Went on a passionate rant about how much I hate when men dye their hair… right in front of a friend whose husband does exactly that because she asked him to. i left my phone at work charging, realized after hours, remembered a possible way in, it was way easy, alarms went off, corporate upper folks involved, I'm not fired. I hope nobody else is fired. I have regrets.

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r/MaliciousCompliance | Don't do what I say? Fine, lose 1000s of SALES! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | Don't do what I say? Fine, lose 1000s of SALES! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Force me to spam someone with free trials at the register so a customer can buy a firestick? Fine. I'll use corporate addresses Don't Hotfix My Code!!! A company loses commission on 1000s of sales You want me to ask every customer if they’re a member and sign up those who aren’t? No worries. Sure thing boss I'm more than happy to ruin all our stock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202116min

r/EntitledParents | Watch YOUR kids while I'm SICK?! Okay... - rSlash Storytime

r/EntitledParents | Watch YOUR kids while I'm SICK?! Okay... - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM gets mad that my dad offered to make me breakfast My dad got mad at me for WAKING UP. I can't have any privacy in my house Mom bails on me again Please Don't Wait Until My Mic Stand is in Your Child's Grip to Decide to Intervene How dare my child not want to get petted?! Father insults family and moves out after being asked to help fight bed bugs. Entitled mother of My partner wants me to have kids when she knows it could make me very sick Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202118min

r/MaliciousCompliance | Help you CHEAT on your WIFE? okay... - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | Help you CHEAT on your WIFE? okay... - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Those aren't the drinks you think they are, kid Help the boss hide evidence of his affair? Sure! Customer complains their Long Island isnt strong enough, proceed to make one less strong for them. Don't interrupt for any reason? Okay . . . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202116min

r/ProRevenge | Won't let me go on HOLIDAY? Fine. I QUIT! - rSlash Storytime

r/ProRevenge | Won't let me go on HOLIDAY? Fine. I QUIT! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Ooh, flashy flashy! Behold my fiery rage, you pathetic troglodyte! Dad wouldn’t let me go on holiday so I quit and got a job with the competition. Tl;Dr: annoying guest being a smartass proves himself wrong, pays up and leaves humiliated while his friend still laughs at him. Got $40k for “accidentally” confiding a “secret” to a gossiping coworker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202116min

r/AmITheAsshole | You'll NEVER see your GRANDDAUGHTER again!! - rSlash Storytime

r/AmITheAsshole | You'll NEVER see your GRANDDAUGHTER again!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITA for telling my son to get over himself, man up, and stop publicly calling his wife deadweight? AITA for just leaving my mom to sit in a Hotel for a week after she insulted my family? AITA for telling a woman with a newborn "a dog can give birth"? AITA for telling my husband our daughter won't be around my MIL unless she shuts her mouth? AITA for refusing to pay a missed appointment fee? AITA for not letting my MIL babysit my daughter? AITA For hiring a babysitter to watch my son when my ex had an emergency? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202115min

r/maliciouscompliance | His Lawyer made his case 1000x WORSE...

r/maliciouscompliance | His Lawyer made his case 1000x WORSE...

r maliciouscompliance Lawyer makes post car accident worse for his client. worked for an auto insurance company. Lawyer tries to throw his weight around and makes a situation a million times worse for his client who was also my customer. The customer ends up paying ridiculous amounts of money to repair shop. Could have been avoided if lawyer would have listened to me and not tried to assert his dominance. Complied with lawyer which led to unnecessary headaches for him and client.“Give me what I want or I’ll cancel my service!!!” Boss take away clock in privileges, ends up having to work more, and pay me more. Don't ask a question you might not want to hear an answer too. Always run both washers and submit a new maintenance request for every error? You got it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Elo 202016min

r/entitledparents | "MY CHILD IS A SUPER GENIUS!"

r/entitledparents | "MY CHILD IS A SUPER GENIUS!"

r entitledparents where Entitled Mom can't accept that her 3-year old child isn't a prodigy. "I'm entitled to see my kids. I don't care if they're terrified of me!" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Elo 202019min

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want 10% OFF? Alright then..."

r/maliciouscompliance | "You want 10% OFF? Alright then..."

r maliciouscompliance where He Wanted Deep Tissue My only malicious compliance story - signing tests in high school You want 10% off? OK! Inland Revenue Service plays Reverse Uno Card The Parmesan Cheese Incident 20 year old MC Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Elo 202018min

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