#308 GREAT METAL ALBUMS RUINED BY ONE SONG

“If you’ve got a whole room full of 10’s, that’s the 5…”

We’ve all been there. Every one of us have experienced an album where it was “almost perfect” front to back, yet there was that one song that blemished its perfection and brought it down a notch.

Granted, some songs may not fit relative to the context of an album and should have never been included to begin with, while others may have been played into the ground a quadrillion times to the point that even though it has become tiresome to listen to, “it’s not like it doesn’t belong” on the album.

Basically, the most pressing points to ponder when evaluating whether a song is “skippable” or simply should not exist are:

1. “If you take this song off the album, does it make it a better album?”
2. “If it’s 1980 and you’re wearing your jorts and your tank top and you’re at a Boone’s farm bonfire…is it a bad song?”
3. “Is this the song that made this album worse…?”

Discover the most “prostate meltingly hot” thing a woman can wear, hear Beaker’s favorite song to do at karaoke after a long day on set at The Muppet Show, and prepare to get “T.B.R” when you JOIN US for the “hysteria” surrounding THE SONG THAT SHOULD NOT BE as things get heated and hostile regarding GREAT METAL ALBUMS RUINED BY ONE SONG.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “…just the tip…” / “No panties, no undies…like Donald Duck” / #dreams / “Maybe Mick Jagger liked it black…” / “So you’re a #Beatles guy, huh?” / “Dude you are TBR: Twanglified Beyond Recognition…”/ ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised *** / “After 2 doses of peanut butter, the black’s kinda weird…” / “Our latest Patreon was definitely irresponsible…we talked some real shit…that was just too much reality…”/ ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST IN THE FENG SHUI’D SUMMER SOLSTICE BUNKERPOON PLACE!!!*** / “Somewhere in the ether…”/ “I think we got rid of all the internal demons…” / ***”If you wanna hear what he’s referring to, JOIN US over on #Patreon at patreon.com/metalnerdery.com to find out!!!*** / “Don’t choke on those nuts, dude…”

(06:51): #nextlevel #SlayerOfTheEpisode / #mentalist / “Fingers in the butthole…the whole thing…”/ POSTMORTEM (Reign In Blood – 1986) / “She’s not old, dude…she’s our age…”/ #JenniferAnniston / “Funny makes a chick super-hot!” / “Here’s a hot look for the ladies…” / #prostatemeltinglyhot /

(12:18): #TheDocket / METAL NERDERY PODCAST PRESENTS: GREAT METAL ALBUMS RUINED BY 1 SONG (AKA: The Song That Should Not Be) / “We’ve gotta exorcise the demons, dude…”/ “Maybe it’s radio’s fault…” / #ACDC YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG (Back In Black – 1980) / “If it’s 1980 and you’re wearing your jorts and your tank top and you’re at a Boone’s farm bonfire…is it a bad song?” / #ICantGoBack / “Now it’s country…”

(17:52): “This is the first one I purchased with my own money…”/ “Your shutter speed’s a little slow…”/ #BlackSabbath CHANGES (Vol. 4 – 1972) /“You skip it because you feel unhappy and you feel so sad…”/ “You listen to as much of that as is appropriate to listen to before skipping…”/ “To stay on the Sabbath…”/ AM I GOING INSANE? (RADIO) (Sabotage – 1975) – NOTE: ‘Radio’ in this context means ‘mental’, NOT radio edit.

(24:57): #LedZeppelin HATS OFF (TO ROY HARPER) (Led Zeppelin III – 1970) / “The soundtrack to Beaker…” / #TheMuppetShow / “Weirdly…it’s gonna sound like I’m pulling a Russell here but I’m not…”/ #Metallica ESCAPE (Ride The Lightning – 1984) / “Maybe I like it more than I should…”/ “It’s the least favorite song on the album…” / “I’m not trying to say that your opinions are ‘malleable’…”

(31:54): “We’ve recently touched it…It’s all 7’s…”/ “I’d be happy to hear that in public, but if I’m listening to the album…”/ #IronMaiden INVADERS (The Number Of The Beast – 1982) / “It’s too happy…” / “If Technical Ecstasy comes on at a bar, I’m gonna listen to it…I’m not gonna be happy about it…(but at least it’s Sabbath)…” / NOTE: Russell was WAY off on this one…it’s NOT a Rainbow song. ‘Turn To Stone’ is from the album Magica… / “Like he’s smiling through his pain…”/ #TheSongThatShouldNotBe / “Would the The Black Album have been better without Enter Sandman?” / “Walk is Pantera’s Enter Sandman…Enter Sandman is Metallica’s We Will Rock You” / “I get it…does that mean I’m not gonna skip it?”/ “It’s still your turn btw…”

(43:21): “Some of these songs are just growers…they just take time…” / “I don’t wanna touch any of you guys…”/ ROCK OF AGES (Pyromania – 1983) / “Y106…Johnboy in the mornin’…”/ #LMAO / “That was country as hell…” / “If you’ve got a whole room full of 10’s, that’s the 5…she might be malleable, too…”/ “You can just take Reborn right off of Reign In Blood and make it perfect…see, it’s a win-win for everybody, Russell…” / #Slayer REBORN (Reign In Blood – 1986) / “It sounds like it’s Slayer trying too hard to be Slayer…” / “If you were to pick a song off of Shout At The Devil…it just doesn’t fit…”/ GOD BLESS THE CHILDREN OF THE BEAST (Shout At The Devil – 1983)

(53:25): “To go along with your rant on Changes…” / #OzzyOsbourne #BlizzardOfOzz / GOODBYE TO ROMANCE (Blizzard Of Ozz – 1980) / “Does it fit the album?”/ “Is this the song that made this album worse…?” / “It’s the Changes of Blizzard of Ozz…” / “I will pick something else…” / “That song made #BlackSabbath Black Sabbath…that song made them evil Black Sabbath…”/ IRON MAN (Paranoid – 1970) / “This is NOT ‘You Shook Me All Night Long”…this is NOT ‘Enter Sandman’…”/ “Skippable is different than it not existing…it needs to exist…”/ “I’m trying to come up with a #Pantera one but I really can’t…” / “It’s not a song…I’ve skipped it so many times I don’t even know the name of it…” / GOOD FRIENDS AND A BOTTLE OF PILLS (Far Beyond Driven – 1994) / “This may sound unpopular…”/

DISSIDENT AGGRESSOR (South Of Heaven – 1988) / “It doesn’t sound like it fits with the context (of the rest of the album…)” / “It’s not that out of place…”/ “Hysteria…”/ ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US!!! LET US KNOW WHAT YOU THINK AT metalnerdery@gmail.com or 980-666-8182!!!*** / #untilthenext #outroreel