I Didn't Care About My Friends Book r/AmITheAsshole Reddit Stories

r TIFU TIFU by not realising I didn't have a master's degree TIFU by ending up on Fox News TIFU by accidentally becoming the villain in 40 kids’ morning Tried to boost my confidence with a flirty calendar reminder, accidentally shared it with coworkers, now they think I’m either smooth or slowly unraveling. Got super high at the mall, my friend dared me to ask a girl for her number, I somehow pulled it off, then immediately passed out from nerves and woke up to a crowd staring at me in Dunkin’ Donuts. I accidentally speedballed myself at work. I spent an hour taking and editing photos in my building’s laundry room with “Do Not Disturb” on. My family panicked when I didn’t answer, called 999 for a wellness check, and tracked my movements, which were just me trying to get good angles. I told them that if something actually happens to me and they need to show police photos of me, to actually send ones where I don’t look hideous. I made a joke at what I thought was a pair of joggers. It turned out one of the joggers was a thief and the other was a victim being actively mugged. My whole office brute forced chunky crap water to spray all over the inside of our building's janitor closet over the course of 2 days. TIFU by remembering to pack everything for a business trip but then forgetting my entire suitcase. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Huhti 29min

r amithejerk? where AITA for refusing to babysit my girlfriend’s friend’s kid because “I’m home anyway”? AITA for agreeing to help a woman beggar at the grocery store and then bailing on her? AITA for reporting my friend to the university after he cheated using my notes? AITA for not complimenting my Friend's Weight Loss? AITA for telling my sister that my dad isn’t her dad? AITA for refusing to give money to my brother to save his daughter ? AITA for Canceling Easter? AITA because I put a pan in the sink after my husband uses it? AITA for calling my sister moronic for considering giving up her college offer to stay with her bf? WIBTA for telling my housemate to stop ordering door dash? AITA for quickly shutting down my sister after trying to change tradition? AITA for telling my gfs mother she’s horrible. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

28 Huhti 29min

r amithejerk? where AITA for dodging my family’s calls after they hijacked my daughter’s birthday plans AITA for asking my stepmom to give me back my birth certificate? AITA for telling my girlfriend I was born in a car? AITA for laughing at my stepson and ruining his wedding? AITA for taking back a toy from another kid at a birthday party? AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop putting castor oil and hair products in her hair right before bed? AITA for expressing my disgust at a dish from my girlfriend's culture? WIBTA for cancelling a hotel booking I made with people I no longer speak to anymore? AITA I keep dodging my friend because she says my dads death was preventable Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

26 Huhti 31min

r prorevenge where A flat tire and a lessoned learned Ignore me for being a woman? Enjoy your sales being cut! You tourists stay off the lawn! Match my speed? Ok Fine! You think I'm dumb? Then don't teach things you don't know... Help at the dock. oh, there's snow on your car. you poor thing.............. don't mess with IT folks Racist Neighbors Hidden garbage can Wage theft revenge Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Huhti 29min

r prorevenge where Catch me if you can Two of the same "painting" Keep telemarking me, I'll call you direct Mr. Chipmunk's Revenge A special gift for a neighbor who insulted me and my dog. Just doing my part to help out the collection agencies. I keep telling you I’m not the person you’re looking for and you still keep calling? Alright 😈 I wasted the time of a guy who couldn’t be bothered to signal in traffic. Sit in my seat and refuse to move? Enjoy being uncomfortable! Petty with the breaker box. Rude neighbors. My extremely tiny and petty Legally Blonde moment Racist rider in my Uber Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Huhti 25min

maliciouscompliance where Stripped of Manager Position ... OK I Can Do That We have to take apart the old displays? Okay:) I’m not allowed to break the rules? Ok then… Don't want to pay 4 guys to not work for 6 hours? OK, you can pay 30 guys to not work for 6 hours. Boss took credit for my work, malicious compliance occurred He said he wanted space, so I gave him a lot of it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Huhti 29min

r TOMC where He begged me to stay… then filed for divorce right after getting his Green Card. I told my stepdaughter I love her and think of her as my daughter My husband humiliated me on a double date and made a comment about my weight I laughed in my dad's face after my mom turned down his marriage proposal growing up as an Ipad kid seriously freaked me up Broke up with my girlfriend over tattoos. She no longer "agrees" with our breakup. Nuts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

23 Huhti 30min

r TOMC where I prayed to God last night to remove anyone not meant to be in my life - The next day my husband revealed that he had an affair I threw a large spider at small children and I feel awful. Going from 35k to 105k annually. I grew up poor and am already worried about screwing this up My mom hasn’t seen my daughter in over a year. I live in fear that my boyfriend will propose. Found out I’m a freak of nature and craping every 2-3 weeks is in fact NOT normal :( My wife called me “lazy” for coming home and sitting down for 10 minutes after work. Here’s what my day actually looked like. My fiancé got upset at me when I set a boundary about religion [Confession][Family Secrets] I Took a DNA Test for Fun and Found Out My Dad Isn’t My Dad – Now My Family’s Imploding Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

22 Huhti 30min